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Actually I am really a complete lightweight. One wine gum and I am unconscious 
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Wow! And there's not even any real wine in those! My gosh!Originally posted by Dauphin
Actually I am really a complete lightweight. One wine gum and I am unconscious
The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
"God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
"We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
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OK guys, I have drunk a certain amount of alcohol and it is now upto the respectable posters on apolyton (of whom there are amount 25) to decide if I am- Stupid as stpid people and
- How much I have drunk.
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- Stupid as stpid people and
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Every time you drink to excess, Tony Blair kills a kitten
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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It's a pity that every time I drink to excess a kitten doesn't kill Tony Blair.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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****, even hitting the submit button is getting harder now
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I give up. How much have you drunk?Comment
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Not enough?
BTW, as a bassist, what is your favourite bass line from a (major) successful band CH?You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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It'll be Jean-Jacques Burnel of The Stranglers - either on Down in the Sewer off their first album (Rattus Norvegicus) or on their cover of Walk On By. Probably the former because it is their song, and my favourite Stranglers track.Comment
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I'll have to liosten to that track soon then. And learn it.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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You're playing bass? No better way to develop technique than to play along to JJB. That's how I learned.
Use a plectrum, Rotosound roundwound strings and a valve amp. A Fender Precision helps.Comment
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I started to learn about 6 weeks ago. I find it a great way to relieve stress And over the summer I'll be working a little (it pays well-ish for student) and doing nothing else for a lot, so I'm planning on practising quite a bit.
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Am I a barbarian for mixing perfectly good grappa with cola?DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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I'll guess 14 drinks in about a 6 hour period.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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