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  • #46
    Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
    smoking is a nasty habit, yes it is, but so is sex, but i dont see alot of folks lining up to take a patch for that


    That is a joke by the way
    Except that:

    Sex is natural - sex is good
    Not everybody does it
    But everybody should
    Sex is natural - sex is fun
    Sex is best when it's... One on one
    One on one
    Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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    • #47
      Ooooh, very good.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #48

        yeah but how many people do u share ur ciggie with? Never mind dont answer that
        When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
        "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
        Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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        • #49
          I smoked maybe 200, grand total in my 40+ years.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #50
            Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf.
            Ponder> All because he stopped smoking
            tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good **** will happen to me
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #51
              No lie. I wondered what it took. Take up something and stop.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #52
                Smoking is for suckers.
                Long time member @ Apolyton
                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                • #53
                  Now, where's all the money I've allegedly saved by not smoking?
                  Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                  It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                  The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                  • #54
                    They're obviously not doing their job properly - I suggest you find a quicker way to put yourself out of our misery...
                    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                    • #55
                      LC, you probably spent it on conformt foods that increased your waist line.
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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