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  • #16
    Originally posted by Dis
    I once used a stove to heat food when the power was out.

    yes I'm a survivalist.
    My stove's electric.

    I bought a couple of camping stoves just in case: one is butane-powered with one burner, the other a little folding one with solid fuel tablets.


    If you can watch the TV shows you want to watch ...

    If you pick your clothes out of a pile on the floor and sniff them before wearing...

    If your idea of time to take out the garbage is when you can't compact any more trash in there, and the stuff you've piled on top won't stay piled on top...

    ... you might be a bachelor.
    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
    Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
    One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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    • #17
      I have some grey fluffy thingies that grows, especially in corners - is that a sign ?
      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

      Steven Weinberg

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      • #18
        if you have more empty beer cans or bottles around the house than bills...
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • #19
          If "dusting" means "what they do for prints, like on CSI" ...
          Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
          Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
          One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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          • #20
            Originally posted by BlackCat
            I have some grey fluffy thingies that grows, especially in corners - is that a sign ?

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            • #21
              If your fridge contains more things that fall under "mold experiment" than "food" ...
              Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
              Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
              One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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              • #22
                If you pull something out of your freezer that's been there for an unknown number of years and wonder if it's still good to eat, you might be a bachelor.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by MRT144
                  if you have more empty beer cans or bottles around the house than bills...
                  if u buy more beer with all that empty beer cans!
                  :-p

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                  • #24
                    Re: You might be a bachelor.

                    if you are an unmarried man. Thread over?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Re: You might be a bachelor.

                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      if you are an unmarried man. Thread over?
                      No!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Lord Avalon
                        If your fridge contains more things that fall under "mold experiment" than "food" ...
                        This is kind of strange, because I find planning the contents of my fridge really easy when living alone. If there are more than one people in the household but only one doing the groceries regularly, you're going to have some waste since you won't be able to plan as closely what you're going to eat, how much and when, so you'll have that old cucumber nobody bothered to eat lying around in the back.
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                        • #27
                          i fear all women end up as my mother -- old, fat, loud. this may be unreasonable but it is my greatest reason for breaking up all my relationships immediately after they begin. test the waters, hit it, but always quit it. or she'll end up my mother. i think i may be sexist? this is an honest concern of mine about "settling down" with a girl.

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                          • #28
                            Well, the real problem is that you're gay...

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                            • #29
                              I want to object to that statement

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                              • #30
                                You want to, but you know you honestly can't
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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