You might be a bachelor.

[Zkribbler]

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:

If you can go an entire month without having to do a laundry, you might be a bachelor.

If you think the food dried onto your plate from a previous meal adds to the flavor of what you're now eating, you might be a bachelor.

If you believe you're capable of picking out your own shirt to wear, you might be a bachelor.

If you can sit at home and watch a football game on T.V. without having to worry about being interrupted, you might be a bachelor.


What other qualities mark a bachelor?

[Jon Miller]

If you don't beleive your room has ever been clean, you might be a bachelor.

If your idea of shopping is to order something online, you might be a bachelor.

If you use the stove for nothing more complicated than boiling water, you might be a bachelor.

JM

[Dis]

stoves can do more than boiling water?

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Don't listen to him, Dis, it's a trick!

[Jon Miller]

I am going to try cooking lentils on mine tomorrow

JM

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Dis
stoves can do more than boiling water?

Stove?? I that anything like a microwave?

[Dis]

what's a lentil?

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


Stove?? I that anything like a microwave?

Well, it doesn't cook food, but it does a better job at heating large quanties of water.

JM

[Dis]

I once used a stove to heat food when the power was out.

yes I'm a survivalist.

[MightyTiny]

Originally posted by Dis
stoves can do more than boiling water?

Stoves can boil water?

[BlackCat]

Ehr, why do you guys want to boil water ? I have a hot water tap.

[Dauphin]

Re: You might be a bachelor.

Originally posted by Zkribbler
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:

If you can go an entire month without having to do a laundry, you might be a bachelor.

Or have a well trained wife.

[Zero]

If you have a DVD of anal sisters vol 27 proudly lying around anywhere visible...

[Zkribbler]

Re: Re: You might be a bachelor.

Originally posted by Dauphin
...a well trained wife.

Oxymoron

Women a feral creatures incapable of being trained. They best you can hope for is to temporarily calm them by buying them gifts.

[Zero]

Originally posted by BlackCat
Ehr, why do you guys want to boil water ? I have a hot water tap.

hot tap water isnt enough for cup o' noodles. i cant cant be bothered to wait 10+ min until the noodles get soft. for that you need microwaves.