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Very slowly. From what I gather, Mormons aren't allowed to directly worship in Russia, and so the headquarters and all the logistics is handled from Finland or Sweden or something. Also, many people percieve Mormonism as teh american imperialist religion and are not receptive to it at all.Originally posted by Dis
how does mormonism spread to russia?Comment
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Sorry, I meant Cnmrude Twssldop.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Mormon girls are hot, but useless
Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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unless you get them to have sex with youOriginally posted by Ninot
Mormon girls are hot, but useless
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they know how to cook, therefore they aren't useless.Originally posted by Ninot
Mormon girls are hot, but useless
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LordShiva meeting an Amish girl (I have seen some at the Hershey's amusement park)
LS > Oh, you are Amish? I also, I am just on my rumspringa...
Cute Amish Chick > Oh, really? You don't seem to be like any that I have ever seen, I think you are English.
LS > Oh, no, my family converted before I was born. I don't know much german though because...
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JMJon Miller-
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Actually they pay for a lot of it themselves.Originally posted by Heresson
can I join mormonism, go for a free "mission" trip and be expelled without harm for not doing anything but sight-seeing and being lazy during it?
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Yep. Two years of hard work that you pay for yourself. It was worth it though.Originally posted by Verto
Actually they pay for a lot of it themselves.
We just call them "missions." Protestants go on "mission trips." LDS missions are two years long - no dating, no TV or movies, just missionary work.The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
"God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
"We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
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QFTOriginally posted by korn469
unless you get them to have sex with you
A verily spiritual experience
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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That's worth admiration, but from afar.Originally posted by Verto
Actually they pay for a lot of it themselves."I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Without the wonders of modern technology, there are probably far fewer hot Amish girls, thoughOriginally posted by Jon Miller
LordShiva meeting an Amish girl (I have seen some at the Hershey's amusement park)
LS > Oh, you are Amish? I also, I am just on my rumspringa...
Cute Amish Chick > Oh, really? You don't seem to be like any that I have ever seen, I think you are English.
LS > Oh, no, my family converted before I was born. I don't know much german though because...
(and so on)
JM
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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If you got her in a one night stand, then she definitely isn't a good mormon...
JMJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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