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  • #16
    Re: Re: Star Wars is gay

    Originally posted by Will9
    C-3PO isn't gay... Just British.
    No, C3PO is gay. Straight British people sound nothing like that.
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    • #17
      Star Wars is defenently more Incestuous
      Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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      • #18
        yeah what they don't show in the movies is all the sex dreams Luke had about Leia before he learned she was his sister. And maybe some after. . If she was my sister, I sure as hell would bang her. . Though she was looking a bit rough by episode 6. I think the coke years finally caught up with her. Though she looked good enough in that bikini. I'd rather think about Luke and Leia doing it than Jabba the Hut and leia doing it.

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        • #19
          TNG definately had a certain gayness to it. But at least Riker got some. One of the few people on that ship that got any. Though Picard got some one time I remember. Remember that archeologist chick? And there is also the planet Riza.

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          • #20
            Luke and Leia both were looking too old/used by the third film.

            Han looked fine.

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            • #21
              Han was just a fine looking guy.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Dis
                TNG definately had a certain gayness to it. But at least Riker got some. One of the few people on that ship that got any. Though Picard got some one time I remember. Remember that archeologist chick? And there is also the planet Riza.
                Even Data got some! He tapped Tasha Yar in the first season.
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                • #23
                  I love the episode where the chick meets up with Kirk (who she had had a fling with) and is all over him, but he plainly doesn't even remember her, and gives her a "we have moved on from who we were then" speech.

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                  • #24
                    everyone knows that Kirk and Spock had an off screen tryst
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                    • #25
                      Did C3PO and R2D2 do anything constructive? I just remember them running around.
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                      • #26
                        Ya know, we never really see Obi-wan with a woman...
                        APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                        • #27
                          In fact, it implies they had the intercourse in the The Motion Picture novelization(written by Gene Roddenberry)



                          Originally posted by Gene Roddenberry
                          Jim! Good-bye my... my t'hy'la.* This is the last time I will permit myself to think of you or even your name again.

                          ------
                          *Editor's note: The human concept of friend is most nearly duplicated in Vulcan thought by the term t'hy'la, which can also mean brother and lover. Spock's recollection (from which this chapter has drawn) is that it was a most difficult moment for him since he did indeed consider Kirk to have become his brother. However, because t'hy'la can be used to mean lover, and since Kirk's and Spock's friendship was unusually close, this has led to some speculation over whether they had actually indeed become lovers. At our request, Admiral Kirk supplied the following comment on this subject:

                          "I was never aware of this lovers rumor, although I have been told that Spock encountered it several times. Apparently he had always dismissed it with his characteristic lifting of his right eyebrow which usually connoted some combination of surprise, disbelief, and/or annoyance. As for myself, although I have no moral or other objections to physical love in any of its many Earthly, alien, and mixed forms, I have always found my best gratification in that creature woman. Also, I would dislike being thought of as so foolish that I would select a love partner who came into sexual heat only once every seven years."

                          Oh yeah.



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                          • #28
                            Oh jeez, Lonestar. Why?
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                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              And then there was the comedy chanel roast where Andy D1ck claimed to be the love child of Spock and Kirk.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                                Did C3PO and R2D2 do anything constructive? I just remember them running around.
                                yea! they stopped the garbage thing from crushing luke and them.
                                R2D2 > C-3PO

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