Monster pig killed by kid with pistol

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


I wonder how many of them are in my situation.

My aunt died and left me her Saturday night special. What the hell do I do with it? I don't want to sell it; there's too many cheap guns floating around already. I can't toss it in the trash. Maybe in the ocean?

I keep waiting for one of the days when the police pay ~$100 per gun to get stuff off the streets, but that hasn't happened in a long time.

If you bring it to the police I'm sure they will dispose of it for you at no charge.

[Zkribbler]

[Zkribbler walks into a police station carrying a pistol.]

37 L.A. Police officers: FREEZE, A-HOLE!

[KrazyHorse]

I would call ahead, dude...

[Zkribbler]

Why? So they have time to set up an ambush??


Actually, now that I'm thinking about this problem, it occurs to me my new neighbor is a homicide detective. Maybe I should ask him?

[Drake Tungsten]

I never said Texas was any better than California. They're both huge, crime-ridden cesspools, but Texas is worse.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
[Zkribbler walks into a police station carrying a pistol.]

37 L.A. Police officers: FREEZE, A-HOLE!

Then there was the black dude who walked into the police station with a knife in his back and was arrested for possession of illegal weapon.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


Then there was the black dude who walked into the police station with a knife in his back and was arrested for possession of illegal weapon.

If he carried an illegal weapon he maybe shouldn't have done that .

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by BlackCat


If he carried an illegal weapon he maybe shouldn't have done that .

I agree that having an illegal weapon stabbed into your back is a bad idea

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


I agree that having an illegal weapon stabbed into your back is a bad idea

Well no matter how it was carried, this guy obviously carried an illegal wapon, so what is your problem ?

[kittenOFchaos]

Originally posted by BlackCat


Well no matter how it was carried, this guy obviously carried an illegal wapon, so what is your problem ?

[Dis]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
[Zkribbler walks into a police station carrying a pistol.]

37 L.A. Police officers: FREEZE, A-HOLE!

haha, you are supposed to register guns in clark county I read. I thought about the reaction I'd get if I walked in with my gun. But they need the number. I suppose I could put it in a bag, but then it'd be concealed...

[Dis]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


Then there was the black dude who walked into the police station with a knife in his back and was arrested for possession of illegal weapon.

source?

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Dis


source?

That is a quite common joke, not a real life event. But sometimes real life is even worse than fantasy, and this bizarre joke might actually happen.

[Straybow]

Originally posted by Oerdin
(a slug larger then most rifles; the army uses .50 cal as an antivehiclur weapon)

The bullet is half the size of the BMG .50 slug.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I never said Texas was any better than California.

Yes you have you lying ass. We know better then to take you serious though.