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  • #1

    Laundry Punks

    I thought I was done with these punks in general. BUT NO!!!

    I was supposed to wash my clothes yesterday last week, but there were no free machines and they were all pretty much reserved the hours I would have been able to use them.

    SO I reserve myself a spot for monday, that is yesterday. I go there, again carrying a bunch of clothes, and what do I find? Some IDIOT was using my machine! The one I reserved was rolling with clothes, and no one was there. I waited for about 10 minutes, I thought maybe the last guy is just taking long. But now, it was a new patch. I was pissed off, but you know, let's be cool adn come back tomorrow, reserve the machine for tomorrow and come back.

    So I just went there again. OK this is how it works, you put your clothes into the machine and then go back and there's this machine, you call into a service number and this machine goes on, and then you select the right machine you want to use and press OK. Then you can go and start the washing machine. So you pay with your phone, right? And that's the only way.

    So I put my clothes into the washing machine, I fill my 'washing ball' with washing poison and throw it in with the clothes as well. Then I stroll to other machine where you do your order, I place a call and.... "This device is not working". WHAT?

    I try again and no, the device that you make the payments to, it didn't work! ****! It's cool but I'm running out of clean good clothes I can wear for work because of the other blunders earlier, but now, I can't wash my clothes? BETTER YET, I already threw in the washing poison stuff, it's all over my clothes now! GREAT!

    So not only did I NOT get my clothes washed, they're also covered in liquid poison. Awesome. Just awesome. I wonder what I'll be wearing tomorrow. Oh meh, i'll have to wash them with my hands. Sucks. LAUNDRY PUNKS WILL DIE!
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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    • #3
      Can somebody make a blog for Pekka?
      "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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      • #4
        im shocked and surprised at the BOTH of you for being so mean to the THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN!

        what Pekka really needs, truly deserves, and clearly has earned...

        ...is a :BEER:
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        • #5
          That's right AAHZ. Just have to wait couple more days...
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            ugh, I hate laundromats. I'm so happy not to have to do that anymore.

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            • #7
              Yeah, they suck. I had my own washing machine but it was old and broke down. I need to get a new one. Perhaps from my next salary
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by AAHZ
                what Pekka really needs, truly deserves, and clearly has earned...

                ...is a :BEER:
                At the very least, we deserve a :beer: smilie.

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                • #9
                  Eh, didn't you mean to spell washing potion?

                  I'm sure the washing soapy liquids are not healthy to swallow, but still...



                  You should try a different public laundromat, or as a backup, wash the most necessary stuff by hand in the sink / a big bowl.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler


                    At the very least, we deserve a :beer: smilie.
                    We also need:

                    -frog
                    -vomit
                    -better cying

                    smilies.
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #11
                      How about washing detergent? Detergent is the english word for "the stuff you put in your laundry machine along with the dirty clothes, that causes your clothes to come out cleaner, when mixed with large amounts of water and rinsed out".
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                      • #12
                        Siro & snoopy, you tell me. Drink a gallon of that stuff and call it potion rather than poison. I don't think so.

                        Also, poison, potion, lotion, detergent, these are the same. Liquid form (or almost liquid) of somtehing that will kill you if you drink it too much and they taste bad and aren't meant to be drunk, this these terms are interchangeable in my super language.

                        But thanks for the concern.

                        Don't dring detergent, even if it's not called poison. Because it will not detergent you, it will poison you. Mah rules, mah rules!
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          I got my payback today.

                          I went there again, and this time the machine that takes your orders worked. So I figured, hmm, I have about an hour. Let's do useful things. So I went to the post office to get me package from Amazon, bunch of awesome books, and then I went to the grocery store. I bought a new iron and ironing-board.

                          It kind of sucks to make as little as I do, because getting necessities like those two, well, it kind of sets me back so I can't buy anything else this month except food. The ironing-board cost what.. 30 euros? It's a BOARD!! But it was the only option I had so I had to get it. The iron itself was about the same price, some Philips model with gay colouring, just add glitter.

                          So anyway, as I got back to the laundry place, the moment I stepped in the washing machine stopped. PERFECT TIMING! Karma .. it's all karma, and I'm happy. But broke. But with iron and ironing-board, new ones. The old ones sucked.

                          Still need washing machine. Maybe I can get one in two months.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pekka
                            Also, poison, potion, lotion, detergent, these are the same. Liquid form (or almost liquid) of somtehing that will kill you if you drink it too much and they taste bad and aren't meant to be drunk, this these terms are interchangeable in my super language.
                            Teh wise words.
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                            • #15
                              I wonder if I can still post or if the authortarian Ming has already killed me for asking legit questions.

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