Human Kibble

[Perfection]

Cats, dogs, and other animals eat is homogenous bags of dry pellets, and they seem to do great. It looks like scientists have figured out what they need to be healthy.

So, if we can have kibble for pets, why can't there be homogenous bags of dry pellets for people too? They could be, like, scientificly formulated, and stuff! Then we can live long and healthy lives while maintaining a shiny coat, too!

[Dis]

uhh, because we want stuff that tastes good that has no nutrional value whatsover.

[Blake]

This is an oddly good question, not as intriguing as kibble made out of humans, but still a good question.

[Dis]

the answer is because we need variety. Why do you think ethnic food are so popular? (beside the fact that English and American food sucks)

[DaShi]

Bachelor Chow

[Jonny]

Originally posted by DaShi
Bachelor Chow

Now with FLAVOR!



Sure, it might be better for us and help us live healthier lives, but it wouldn't taste as good; since when has the modern Western man ever favored his health and well-being over his pleasure and enjoyment?

[SlowwHand]

Eating isn't an event for me. 9 out of 10 times, I'm only eating because I have to eat. I don't HAVE to eat, but a person gets kind of sickly if they don't eat.

[bipolarbear]

Re: Human Kibble

Originally posted by Perfection
Cats, dogs, and other animals eat is homogenous bags of dry pellets, and they seem to do great. It looks like scientists have figured out what they need to be healthy.

So, if we can have kibble for pets, why can't there be homogenous bags of dry pellets for people too? They could be, like, scientificly formulated, and stuff! Then we can live long and healthy lives while maintaining a shiny coat, too!

It's an evil corporate scheme concocted by the Food Network to make millions off of you easily manipulated peons. Scarf down your Barbecued beef brisket, foccocia with layered asiago cheese, and roast duck with mango salsa you fools! Meanwhile I'll be living in the hills with my collective living healthy and in tune with nature and my bowl of bowl of kibble hidden deep beneath my flowing dreadlocks.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Dis
the answer is because we need variety. Why do you think ethnic food are so popular? (beside the fact that English and American food sucks)

Dis, what exactly is Ethnic food?

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Dis
the answer is because we need variety. Why do you think ethnic food are so popular? (beside the fact that English and American food sucks)

Screw variety just coat the damn thing with MSG.

[Seeker]

The native peoples of Canada already invented it. It's called Pemmican. It's awful. Dogfood for humans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican

"the Perfect Food" my ass...

[melindaregner]

Cats, dogs, and other animals eat is homogenous bags of dry pellets, and they seem to do great. It looks like scientists have figured out what they need to be healthy.

So, if we can have kibble for pets, why can't there be homogenous bags of dry pellets for people too? They could be, like, scientificly formulated, and stuff! Then we can live long and healthy lives while maintaining a shiny coat, too!

There is! they're just not called kibbles but if you analyze the process, it is the same.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Hey, why do we cremate and bury people anyway? Such a waste of perfectly good meat.

[Dinner]

Some tribes in New Guinea actually think it dishonors the dead if they don't eat their flesh. Then again they were still living in the stone age into the 1940's.

[Sava]

if you guys want, you can eat my ass