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"Die, why my dear doctor, that's the last thing I would do." (Still my favorite.)
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"The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
-Joan Robinson -
"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
- Karl MarxLet us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." (Humphrey Bogart)
"Rosebud." (Charles Foster Kane in "Citizen Kane")Comment
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"What's the worst that could happen...?"
"Is it dead...?"The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Trotsky: "You guys relax. I'll get the door."Comment
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Morning of July 4th 1826. Just as celebrations begin:
"I hear the bells ringing." Thomas Jefferson who then dies.
A few hours later:
"Thomas Jefferson survives." John Adams who then dies.USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Ill pay ya back tomorrow, I swear
Just one more drink i can stop tomorrow, or anytime i want
This isnt what it looks likeWhen you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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"Yup, that's it... stick it in there real deep, Fez." --Jerry Falwell
EDIT: because I shouldn't try to make a joke after being awake for 24 hoursLast edited by Guynemer; May 21, 2007, 07:58."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Guy reminded me.
The Hypochondriac's tombstone: See? I told you I was sick.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Nianti steam and proud of it
CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should beComment
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"Oooh baby, your 20 year old physique is really sexy, my 103 year old body loves this, let's do the reverse flying pilot again, but this time I'm the pilot".
Pekka in the far far future.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Gertrude Stein, after having had "What is the answer ?" left unanswered."In that case, what is the question?"
George Sanders, thoroughly done with life."Dear World. I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."
Dutch Schultz, checking (or tripping) out:
Groovy.I don't know. I didn't even get a look. I don't know who can have done it. Anybody. Kindly take my shoes off.
(He is told that they are off.)
No. There is a handcuff on them. The Baron says these things. I know what I am doing here with my collection of papers. It isn't worth a nickel to two guys like you or me but to a collector it is worth a fortune. It is priceless. I am going to turn it over to...
Turn you back to me, please Henry. I am so sick now. The police are getting many complaints. Look out. I want that G-note. Look out for Jimmy Valentine for he is an old pal of mine. Come on, come on, Jim. Ok, ok, I am all through. Can't do another thing.
Look out mamma, look out for her. You can't beat him. Police, mamma, Helen, mother, please take me out. I will settle the indictment. Come on, open the soap duckets. The chimney sweeps. Talk to the sword.
Shut up, you got a big mouth!
Please help me up, Henry. Max, come over here. French-Canadian bean soup. I want to pay. Let them leave me alone.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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"Argh...."I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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GG.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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"What Duck?"Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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