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And not so famous ones.
"Ok, hold my beer, and watch this!"
"Ok, hold my beer, and watch this!"
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"Oh yeah? You and what army?"THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF -
"One more turn."“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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"So long and thanks for all the fish!"BlahComment
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LOCUTUS IS A FASCIST BUTT-HEAD!APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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I'll be back!Comment
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"These are the GOOD kind of mushrooms
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"I don't see any Sioux." ~ CusterLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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"We are unsinkable!"I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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"I'm leaving Apolyton forever! ...And this time I really mean it!"
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"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaaagggh" - Joseph of ArimatheaComment
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"Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees."Comment
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"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
- Oscar Wilde
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."
- Richard Feynman
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."
- General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
"I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."
- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702Only the most intelligent, handsome/beautiful denizens of apolyton may join the game :)Comment
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Famous Last Words
by Paul Gilmartin
Mister? How come there's no windows in your van?
Boy, in the everglades, your golf ball almost looks like an eye.
Mary Todd, I know it's boring. Give it till' intermission.
Mr. Gacy I'm done with your lawn.
Shaaaaaaaaron, some hippies need to use the phone.
Before we land ze airship…someone has a birthday!
Pssst LBJ. Marilyn likes me tan. Put the top down.
Ted you're drunk. Ted look at me.
Those paparazzi flashbulbs have got me seeing spots. Hey a dark tunnel!
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Originally posted by MightyTiny
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."
- General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
One of the best of all time. 
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