Who Would be a Really Ironic Catholic Saint?

[Alexander I]

This is just a light-hearted humor thread. In lieu of past and present events, who would make a really ironic Catholic Saint? I mean, some strange people have been canonized over the years.

Who do you think would make a really funny Saint? Discuss.

My vote goes to "Saint" Galileo Galilei.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_affair

[SlowwHand]

St. Nutcut. Patron Saint of no kids.

[bipolarbear]

Martin Luther?

[korn469]

St. Jospeh Stalin

[bipolarbear]

St. Sinead O'Connor

Edit: These are obvious

St. Flying Spaghetti Monster

St. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

[Alexander I]

Here's another couple that would be really ironic/hypocritical:

"Saint" Philip the Fair: For purging the Catholic Church of the Templar "threat" and stealing all their money.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_IV_of_France

"Saint" Julian the Apostate: For reintroducing the Roman Empire to Neoplatonism and indirectly helping to blend it with Christianity, leading to later Christian philosophy.

This one's real!:
Saint Pio of Pietrelcina aka Francesco Forgione: for faking the stigmata and equating himself with God.

[bipolarbear]

St. Koresh

[Dauphin]

Some need to learn the meaning of irony.

St Provost Harrison. Patron saint of atheists.

[bipolarbear]

Meh, I'm just having fun with it.

[Emetri]

Who Would be a Really Ironic Catholic Saint?

Um, Silvia Saint?

[MRT144]

Patron Saint of Cartoon Artists: Jack Chick

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Alexander I

"Saint" Philip the Fair: For purging the Catholic Church of the Templar "threat" and stealing all their money.

They were terrorists, and the king rightfully dried up their financial sources!

[Robert]

Martin Luther is most probably the best.
I could be Karl Barth as well, since one of the popes actually did consider him to be the best theologican anyway

[Cort Haus]

Oliver Cromwell.

[Imran Siddiqui]

St. George Carlin