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  • China Creates Disneyland: The Most Pirated Place On Earth

    Japanese news networks have discovered that China has decided to upgrade its mastery of fakery. Not content with simply reproducing brand name knock-offs and bootleg DVDs, the Chinese have decided to knock off Disney...land. Yep, the entire thing.

    Reporters took video of a place called Shijingshan Amusement Park with nearly identical rides, attractions, the towering Cinderella Castle, and, most impressive of all, genetically altered versions of Mickey, Donald, and the rest of the Disney gang. Once developers got going with copying Disney, however, they must have figured, "Why stop there?" as there are also cheap looking versions of Hello Kitty! and Doraemon to round out Copyright Infringement Land.

    Humorously enough, the president of the park denied any connection with Disney, saying that the Mickey Mouse in question isn't a mouse, but is rather a "cat with big ears." Kids and staff interviewed, however, give up the act by saying the characters all look like Disney and that their performances are based on the authentic Hong Kong Disneyland.

    Hit the jump to witness your favorite childhood characters gone a little grotesque in bizarro world. • Bryan



    I'm and find it a little .

    Seriously, a cat with big ears?!? Couldn't they come up with something a little better than that?
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    UR
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      why was dinodoc on an anime new site?
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #4
        The proper UR tribute would be finding someway to blame this on America.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MRT144
          why was dinodoc on an anime new site?
          He got tired of the old ones.
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            you never get old lord shiva
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • #7
              that article is just jap muckraking!
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #8
                They're mucking themselves then.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  So can we blame China for exporting Martyr Mouse to Hamas?
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                  • #10
                    I'd vote so.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Who cares?

                      They imitate everything and it works. Why would they stop there? China is like the Wal-Mart of countries: Everything is cheap for cheaper.

                      Spec.
                      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                      • #12
                        So who gets the culture points?

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                        • #13
                          Re: China Creates Disneyland: The Most Pirated Place On Earth

                          Originally posted by DinoDoc


                          I'm and find it a little .

                          Seriously, a cat with big ears?!? Couldn't they come up with something a little better than that?
                          Soooooo Whaaaaaaat.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #14
                            kid doesn't believe in intellectual property

                            Therefore intellectuals should not be allowed to own property.
                            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                            • #15
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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