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  • #16
    Originally posted by LordShiva
    Penguin clubbing
    Indeed. Many of those look like a 4 inch spike would be good. Some might need a 6 inch. The bigger ones may be better clubbed with a full 12 inches.
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    • #17
      The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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      • #18
        I have never seen so many geeks in one place at one time.
        Good plan, Shiva. Call in the air strike.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
          This suggests that 6 inches is fine for an average specimen.

          You catch them behind the head and pin them to the ice through the spine and neck if you miss the skull. They bleed out quickly. The need to pin them is to keep them from slipping off and being wasted on the scavengers of the ocean.
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          • #20
            When will the first breeding group be sent up?
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            • #21
              Originally posted by notyoueither


              This suggests that 6 inches is fine for an average specimen.

              You catch them behind the head and pin them to the ice through the spine and neck if you miss the skull. They bleed out quickly. The need to pin them is to keep them from slipping off and being wasted on the scavengers of the ocean.
              That should work well on Danish aggressors too
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              • #22
                We'd have to declare open season on Danes.

                If the Dutch would go along with it, it might be arranged.
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                • #23
                  Penguins
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                  • #24
                    That's a classic!
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                    • #25
                      Why do I feel an urge to go clubbing some drunk swedes in their natural habitats (typically close to the øresund ferries) - the canucks I don't worry about - their lemming nature have directed them to the area near Hans Ø where they will be dealt with in an appropriate way (great confusion - no trees to chop down - secondly no food due to same )
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                      • #26
                        someone might have helped that pinguin and may be laughing now
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