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    Confused penguin strays 5,000km
    A Magellanic penguin whose natural habitat is the cool climes of southern Chile has strayed thousands of miles from his home, arriving in Peru.


    The penguin appears to have become somewhat confused

    The penguin, native to the Strait of Magellan region of Chile, swam all the way to Peru's Paracas national reserve.

    Scientists say the bird appeared to have made the 5,000km (3,000-mile) journey alone.

    They say the penguin must have "got off course" to end up just 14 degrees south of the equator.

    Discrimination

    Scientists say they fear that the solitary Magellanic penguin may not be accepted by some of the area's 4,000 Humboldt penguins.

    Biologist David Orosco told AFP news agency that the native birds may even try to reject the penguin.

    "Conditions in the park are not the ones it is used to. They usually seek out their own species, and it could suffer discrimination," Mr Orosco said.

    The penguin, found by a fisherman, managed the epic journey suffering only a small wound on its wing.

    Mr Orosco said he was trying to contact colleagues in the penguin's home country.

    "It would be better for it to go to Chile," he said.


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    Penguins
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        If a pengiun has strayed north, does that mean there's global cooling going on...
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        • #5
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              I wonder how they taste
              I need a foot massage

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              • #8
                I think they use their tongues.
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #9
                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                  • #10
                    They should send some of them up here to breed. Sort of an ecological investment in a species bank.

                    The young ones also look to be good material for clubbing.
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                    • #11
                      Penguin clubbing



                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Penguins will adapt.


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                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Biologist David Orosco told AFP news agency that the native birds may even try to reject the penguin.


                          Simply unbelievable. I don't know what we'd do if we didn't have such brilliant minds as Mr. Orosco to tell us these things.

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                          • #14
                            lol The penguin appears to have become somewhat confused LOL
                            ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                              The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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