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  • #16
    Re: Oh boy, what a fool you're making out of yourself

    Originally posted by VJ
    You know, hate-filled (or desperate) ad hominems morph into delicious parodies when they miss their marks by more than a thousand miles. For example, I'm still giggling at how Doddler tried to suggest how I was drunk immediately after I pointed out that he had misunderstood graphs in a thread about global warming. He carried on the same "lol you're on the sauce again" routine for 4 or 5 posts. Of course, he never realized that I'm an absolutist when it comes to alcohol. Smart man


    When I was growing up, I only had one parent looking after me. She was too busy chasing men in bars to give me any "don't drink because you'll be a mommy's boy if you drink some lemon juice instead"-bull****. Which is probably exactly why I'm the one of us who doesn't need to rebel against my parents by poisoning my body with expensive **** which gives no pleasure, but is poisonous enough to make your feel like you've been drinking **** when you wake up next morning.


    I'm engaged and my birth year is visible on my profile page.
    Lemon juice?
    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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    • #17
      Have you never tried drinking lemon juice for a breakfast aperitif? It's a good way to wake up before eating some proper food if you don't have the time (or access) for a cold shower. You also get a lot of vitamin C from lemon juice.

      Remember to drink a big glass of water afterwards tho, you don't want stuff that acid to stay on the surface of your teeth for long.

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      • #18
        You don't drink and you take cold showers in the morning?

        I hate you even more than I used to.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #19
          KH, keep up with the times! Smoking no longer makes you look cooler or even older (assuming you meant maturer earlier). Yes, older in the sense you are destroying your body unnaturally fast.

          Young smokers look stupid, old smokers look pathetic.

          People who drink to get drunk look both stupid and pathetic.

          People who do drugs usually do both smoking and heavy drinking also, so not only are they stupid and pathetic, but zombified as well.
          be free

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          • #20
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse
            I hate you even more than I used to.
            But I like you

            You're the only person I trust in here when it comes to exercise advice.

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            • #21
              Oh, God. You are so much in trouble.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                I can feel all the love in this thread...

                Now discuss the topic and let's not throw insults at the newbee...
                Keep on Civin'
                RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #23
                  Ming's not asian, right?

                  There goes that theory.

                  Jon Miller
                  Jon Miller-
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                  • #24


                    I think I may have gone a bit overboard.
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #25
                      What an odd high school where the smartest people don't drink.

                      I've always known the non-partiers to be too obsessed with other distractions. Partying gives a chance to unwind on the weekend and refocus refreshed for the week.
                      "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                      "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                      "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                      "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by VJ
                        Have you never tried drinking lemon juice for a breakfast aperitif? It's a good way to wake up before eating some proper food if you don't have the time (or access) for a cold shower.
                        Jalapeno juice.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #27
                          Re: Re: Elitism against people who smoke/drink?

                          Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                          I hope somebody slips some PCP into a joint you smoke at one of the ****ty parties you attend, and it kicks one of your dormant psychoses into effect. With any luck you'll wind up buck naked at the top of a water tower with a half-inserted string of anal beads hanging from your starfish and a splotch of dried semen gluing your left eyelid shut.
                          Copying from "my wife is away thread"
                          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Apocalypse
                            What an odd high school where the smartest people don't drink.

                            I've always known the non-partiers to be too obsessed with other distractions. Partying gives a chance to unwind on the weekend and refocus refreshed for the week.
                            This explains why politians have little brain cells left and the nerds become scientists.
                            be free

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ming
                              Now discuss the topic and let's not throw insults at the newbee...
                              There is a topic?

                              Originally posted by Apocalypse
                              I've always known the non-partiers to be too obsessed with other distractions. Partying gives a chance to unwind on the weekend and refocus refreshed for the week.
                              An interesting perspective. I'll keep that in mind.

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                              • #30
                                All work and no play makes Jack an ass.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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