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Were I a human rights activist, I'd want those animal rights activists declared chimps.
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What about cows, aneeshm, what about cows?
so are you a cow, chimp or a human?
In da butt.
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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they eat monkey brains in india
savages
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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So, let's start betting on Pekka vs the gunchimp.
I give the chimp 2:1Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
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Oh, wow. I had hopes that this outbreak of Austrian stupidity would pass unnoticed.
"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
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thank the internets for thatOriginally posted by Wernazuma III
Oh, wow. I had hopes that this outbreak of Austrian stupidity would pass unnoticed.
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Corporations are treated as "persons" because it makes lawyers more money. Making chimps into "persons" wouldn't make lawyers enough money to make it worth it.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
If corporations can be persons, why can't a chimp?"Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil StraussComment
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Because corporations are persons so we can sue them and prosecute them. You can't do either with a chimp.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
If corporations can be persons, why can't a chimp?
You get a 0/10.Comment
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Why not? We can charge chimps with crimes and put them in jail. I don't see any problems with that. Suing them would be difficult because they wouldn't have money. But neither do homeless people. And at least a chimp isn't going to hit you up for change while you are walking down the street.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Because corporations are persons so we can sue them and prosecute them. You can't do either with a chimp.
chimps
homeless
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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You can't swear them in.Comment
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It's the same for a lot of homeless people... like the really crazy ones.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Bow down to your future leaders
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I think you're confusing us with the Japanese.Originally posted by Sava
they eat monkey brains in india
savages
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*Indian rights activists want Aneeshm declared a person*
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I think we should treat the status of "person" on a league basis, like in football- with a competition for a restricted number of slots available.
In practice, it would work like this- if Chimps get promoted to "person" status, people who read the Daily Mail get relegated to the status of higher primate.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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