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Yes I understand their reasoning behind it. But I'm sure they will have no problem finding charity money for this chimp.
People treat non people better than people.
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Yes I understand their reasoning behind it. But I'm sure they will have no problem finding charity money for this chimp.
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*insert Dubya joke here*One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry. -
I could have sworn we had a thread on this some time ago. Anyway, this is dumb. Animals already DO have rights in the form of laws protecting them. And this bullsh*t about Austrian law preventing them from collecting money for the chimp? GET THE F*CKING LAW CHANGED DUMBASSES!!! Instead of only a person, get it changed so that an organization can receive personal donations. How backwards are these Austrians?
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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It's a slippery slope, in my opinion. If allowed to vote, all chimps would naturally vote for the liberals, which can not be tolerated. It's bad enough as it is.Comment
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Well, that's a bridge already crossed. You were given the right to vote so technically all of your fellow chimps can.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Chimps are more likely to vote for Bush (or someone else who looks like him/them)Quendelie axan!Comment
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Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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I want these chimps dead.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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that chimp would bust a cap in your ass Pekka...To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I don't think so, Sava. I'm pretty badass. I'd act like I was in love with the chimp, and once I get his back.... BOOM! I'll snap his freaking chimp neck.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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If corporations can be persons, why can't a chimp?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Does breaking a neck make a "BOOM" sound?Originally posted by Pekka
I don't think so, Sava. I'm pretty badass. I'd act like I was in love with the chimp, and once I get his back.... BOOM! I'll snap his freaking chimp neck.
I would figure it would be more like a "CRACK".To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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next thing you know they will be extending personhood to YOURFACE!1Originally posted by chegitz guevara
If corporations can be persons, why can't a chimp?
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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No, the BOOM is the sound of me moving so fast. I'm breaking the sound barrier.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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That's what I thought, but I needed clarification.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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