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  • #16
    Hmpf ignorant bastard
    May the wrath of the ants be for eternity!!

    Well Im off watching another episode of Planet Earth...
    (and you should too, to get a little contemp for your fellow living beings!! )
    If its no fun why do it? Dance like noone is watching...

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    • #17
      Try to channel the spirit of Josef Beuys.

      He explained things to hares, so that might help...


      Failing that, call in Antman.
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      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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      • #18
        Originally posted by ElTigre
        You should have talked to them first.

        Lets Talk Ant
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #19
          Originally posted by RobWorham
          Tora, tora, tora!!!!!!!!
          Ari, Ari, Ari!!!
          I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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          • #20
            Originally posted by RobWorham
            Equal rights for ants!!!!!
            Ok then, this constitutes home invasion and burglary. Each ant is going to be face many, many years in prison.
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by DRoseDARs


              Ok then, this constitutes home invasion and burglary. Each ant is going to be face many, many years in prison.
              Who was on Earth first?

              The ants or the humans?

              Their long lost ancestors were probably evicted from their nice patch of wilderness many eons ago...............

              Now they're back, with a vengeance!!!
              Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
              The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
              Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
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              • #22
                Holy ****! Has Germany started another world war?
                What?

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                • #23
                  I hated the ants in Mississippi. You couldn't leave anything out. I had to keep everything in the fridge.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by RobWorham


                    Who was on Earth first?

                    The ants or the humans?

                    Their long lost ancestors were probably evicted from their nice patch of wilderness many eons ago...............

                    Now they're back, with a vengeance!!!
                    My size 10 shoes and a can of RAID beat 2mm ants.
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #25
                      sounds like they're coming in from the shop below, usually I just let them wander around until they leave - they dont typically come inside unless their nest is getting flooded and they stay near home even when looking for dry land. If they find something to eat inside and establish a trail I'll put some hamburger outside near their entry point and they leave the house for their new prize. That worked really well the one time we had a big problem with ants back in S Cal. I walked into the kitchen one morning and thought the walls were moving. The ants had several trails all over the kitchen, it was hard to walk around without crunching ants. Plopped some burger down outside and they were gone within an hour. Far easier than killing and then cleaning up the bodies.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Dis
                        I hated the ants in Mississippi. You couldn't leave anything out. I had to keep everything in the fridge.
                        Tough on Naked Fridays.
                        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Berzerker
                          The ants had several trails all over the kitchen, it was hard to walk around without crunching ants. Plopped some burger down outside and they were gone within an hour. Far easier than killing and then cleaning up the bodies.
                          Ahem, I don't give a sh!t if I kill some of the bastards while I move within MY kitchen.

                          BTW, so far haven't died any it seems. They're not touching the poison although they're supposed to do so, and I haven't found the nest. Though I've found a trail on the outside wall of my kitchen so I'll follow that one and kill them all.

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                          • #28
                            Re: How do I find out where the ants in my kitchen come from?

                            Originally posted by Ecthy
                            Is there necessarily a base in my kitchen or is it possible they come all from the outside?

                            As of yet their moving patterns seem chaotic to me. I shall observe for a while.

                            I call to system theorists, cognitive scientists, behavioural biologists!
                            I think we're going to be eating out a lot in Zaragoza
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #29
                              Yes and you'll pay.

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                              • #30
                                Etchy, what do you think are you eating in a kebab? How dare you to hate your own food
                                I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                                Asher on molly bloom

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