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  • #31
    Re: I have new shoes

    Originally posted by KrazyHorse
    They look nice, and they're fine for comfort, but the soles are very slippery. I feel like I'm walking on ice all the time.

    The soles are leather with absolutely no tread (the only feature on the sole is that the heel is raised. The rest of the sole is simply flat and smooth). Should I go walk on some broken glass to build up some sort of grip, or should I just live with it and file a lawsuit when I inevitably hurt myself?
    You want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #32
      Re: Re: I have new shoes

      Originally posted by SlowwHand


      You want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?
      I got 5 pairs like these. Five medals?
      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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      • #33
        Shoes should be nice to walk in, which means they don't slip unless you're walking on wet ice or something. All other considerations are tertiary.
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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        • #34
          Re: Re: Re: I have new shoes

          Originally posted by Saras


          I got 5 pairs like these. Five medals?

          5 medals for Saras!
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #35
            unless it's part of dress code
            Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
            Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
            Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Saras
              unless it's part of dress code
              Dress code is a tertiary concern.
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #37
                Re: I have new shoes

                Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                ... I feel like I'm walking on ice all the time....
                Q: KH, where do you live?
                A: Canada.
                Q: What are you walking on?
                A: Ice.

                Think about it.

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                • #38
                  Re: Re: I have new shoes

                  Originally posted by Zkribbler


                  Q: KH, where do you live?
                  A: Canada.
                  Really?

                  You heard him boys. Annex the mother****er.
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #39
                    Doesn't KH live in Baltimore? Anyway, pretty much all Canukhs live in areas with ice-free summers.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #40
                      put cleats in them and tell everyone you just got back from golfing

                      I wear steal-toed every day (CATs), very comfortable, good tread, breathes well, acid resistant...
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Last Conformist
                        Dress code is a tertiary concern.
                        Style is style. accept no substitutes.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #42
                          I've already gotten three compliments on them today from friends and coworkers. But I'm afraid I'm going to break my neck.

                          I'm so conflicted.

                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #43
                            SANDPAPER.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #44
                              Style over substance

                              And I'm reminded of the line from Shawshank... "...seriously, who notices a man's shoes?"

                              -Arrian
                              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                              • #45
                                Forrest Gump notices shoes.

                                You can tell a lot about someone by what kind of shoes they gots on. Where their going, where they've been. I bet if I remember real hard I can remember my first pair of shoes. Mama called them my magic shoes, said they'd take me anywhere.
                                Monkey!!!

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