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  • #16
    How does a German open a tin of sardines?
    Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
    And notifying the next of kin
    Once again...

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    • #17
      he invades Poland?
      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
      Middle East!

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      • #18
        I only know it with an oyster but:

        Klopf, Klopf, Klopf, "AUFMACHEN!"
        Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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          • #20
            Blah

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            • #21
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                That's okay... The joke originates from when our respective governments had a slight disagreement way back in the 1940's
                Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                And notifying the next of kin
                Once again...

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                • #23
                  You know, I think we may have dabbled in that slight incident too
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                    You know, I think we may have dabbled in that slight incident too
                    Yeah, but they never knocked on your door in the middle of the night, shouting "AUFMACHEN!!"
                    Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                    And notifying the next of kin
                    Once again...

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                    • #25
                      Did your family hide Jews or gypsies? You know you could live pretty well in the Third Reich if you were of nice descent and acted accordingly to the rules. Isn't this what some Americans keep repeating on the internet?

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                      • #26
                        Können wir bitte weiterspammen? Ich hoffe Ming kann kein Deutsch.

                        Deutschithreadi!

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                        • #27
                          Deutschithreadi!

                          Aber ich glaube, dies ist hier verboten, mein Herr!!!

                          Lassen sie doch mal bitte ihren Ausweis sehen!

                          Ihre Panzer helfen ihnen da auch nicht weiter!
                          Blah

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                          • #28
                            Der Ming ist Amerikaner - wahrscheinlich kann er nicht mal Englisch sprechen.
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • #29
                              Wie nennt man einen Menschen der 3 Sprachen spricht?

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                              • #30
                                "Belgier"
                                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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