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    OMG save me, save my soul

    My flatmate is having sex in his room. I can hear everything. I can't run away, all of my clothes are in the washing machine.

    And he's having it with a girl you know, those squishy things. Blargh. I'm currently traumatized.

    No escape

    Help me
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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    start singing!

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    • #3
      Years and years ago, when I had a flat mate, we had this deal. When either of us had sex in our rooms, the other one could turn up the music to unspeakable volumes. It hardly disturbed the love making, and it made life bearable for the other person

      Asmodean
      Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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      • #4
        Yup
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          Ask to join in, that's what they do in movies.
          I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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          • #6
            You're lucky... I have a downstairs neighbor who throws up all the time. Several times a month at least, going on for a few days at a time. It's especially vivid when you're on the toilet... Tasty.

            It does make me wonder what kind of disease she must have.
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            • #7
              maybe she's bulimic.
              "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

              "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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              • #8
                or an alcoholic
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  That doesn't explain all the sickly moaning that comes along with it though.

                  Edit: well, for an alcoholic maybe... I haven't actually ever seen her either.
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                  • #10
                    hah, we used to have a problem like this. pushing and moaning was one thing, and the sounds of clapping of his hand on her ass another...
                    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                    Middle East!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mercator
                      You're lucky... I have a downstairs neighbor who throws up all the time. Several times a month at least, going on for a few days at a time. It's especially vivid when you're on the toilet... Tasty.

                      It does make me wonder what kind of disease she must have.

                      More then likely she has Krone's or Graves disease. Makes them throw up uncontrolably.
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                      • #12
                        Skip, jump and run naked. Dive right in the middle.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Re: OMG save me, save my soul

                          Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                          My flatmate is having sex in his room. I can hear everything. I can't run away, all of my clothes are in the washing machine.

                          And he's having it with a girl you know, those squishy things. Blargh. I'm currently traumatized.

                          No escape

                          Help me
                          If you can cause them to be kicked out then threaten them. If you can not then deal with it or leave.
                          “...This means GCA won 7 battles against our units, had Horsemen retreat from 2 battles against NMs, and lost 0 battles.” --Jon Shafer 1st ISDG

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            Skip, jump and run naked. Dive right in the middle.
                            lol LOL

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Asmodean
                              Years and years ago, when I had a flat mate, we had this deal. When either of us had sex in our rooms, the other one could turn up the music to unspeakable volumes. It hardly disturbed the love making, and it made life bearable for the other person

                              Asmodean
                              The two of you led a quiet life then I presume?
                              It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

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