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  • Happy Birthday b etor!

    He/she/it will be so excited for this!

    Here's b etor's real picture in case you were wondering




    Still, happy birthday!
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

    Asher on molly bloom

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    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3


      Happy sweet sixteen
      USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
      The video may avatar is from

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      • #4
        yaayyy! happy birthday. Contrary to what you believe, you are not legal.

        But you are less jailbait than you were before. Congrats.

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        • #5
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDETTE!




          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            That dude could play a klingon without a latex mask.

            Happy birthday, agent b etor
            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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            • #7
              Umm

              I'm pretty sure that is a latex mask
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • #8
                HBD Betor. Only 5 more years until you can legally drink

                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #9
                  I guess so... The photo is called "old man prosthetic"
                  Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                  • #10
                    Happy b-day!

                    As per tradition for Federal Employees, you will recieve your one day special liberty chit in the mail. You are under cover of course, so promptly destroy it.
                    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Krill
                      HBD Betor. Only 5 more years until you can legally drink

                      2 in some places
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        -36 in most
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Japher


                          2 in some places
                          That was probably his point

                          Happy 16th btw

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                          • #14
                            1) I'm not saying anything till my lawyer gets here.

                            2) Did everybody bring their pain stick?
                            Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                            Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                            One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                            • #15
                              That, is frightening.


                              The picture's bad too.



                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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