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  • Apparently, Sheryl Crow has leprosy...

    ...at least that's what one might think judging by Karl Rove's reaction to her touching him at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday.

    Drama aside, you would expect as an American citizen to be able to engage in a civil discussion with a public official. Instead, Mr. Rove was dismissive, condescending, and quite frankly a bully.

    Karl Rove Gets Thrown Under the Stop Global Warming Bus

    Last night Thelma and Louise drove the bus off the cliff or at least into the White House Correspondents Dinner. The "highlight" of the evening had to be when we were introduced to Karl Rove. How excited were we to have our first opportunity ever to talk directly to the Bush Administration about global warming.
    We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming. Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there.

    We reminded the senior White House advisor that the US leads the world in global warming pollution and we are doing the least about it. Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country.

    We felt compelled to remind him that the research is done and the results are in (www.IPCC.ch). Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China's lead?)

    At some point during his ramblings, we became heartbroken to think that the President of the United States and his top advisers have partially built a career on global warming not being real. We have been telling college students across the country for the past two weeks that government does not change until people demand it... well, listen up folks, everyone had better get a lot louder because the message clearly is not getting through.

    In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."

    At that point Mr. Rove apparently decided he had had enough. Like a groundhog fearful of his own shadow, he scurried to his table in an attempt to hibernate for another year from his responsibility to address global warming. Drama aside, you would expect as an American citizen to be able to engage in a civil discussion with a public official. Instead, Mr. Rove was dismissive, condescending, and quite frankly a bully.

    Ultimately, we were left wondering what on Earth Mr. Rove was talking about when he said "the American people." If more than 60% of American voters, the Supreme Court, over 400 cities, the US National Academy of Sciences, numerous major US corporations, and others don't constitute the American people, then what does? The truth is, if this administration cared one iota about the American people, they would have addressed this problem long ago, and the sad reality is that this problem has been left to us, all of us, since the current administration has abandoned this issue entirely. In the absence of true leadership, we must guide ourselves. We can solve this, but we had better act fast.

    http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/
    In all fairness to both of them (not that he deserves any), as an unelected appointed official in the White House, Karl Rove works directly for the President; only indirectly does he work for the US public. Either way, she probably should have refrained from physically touching a government official beyond the obligatory handshake when she and her partner for the evening were introduced to him. But still, bloody hell dude calm down, it's Sheryl Crow. Unless she had a taser disguised as a joy buzzer in her hand, his reaction was a wee bit overkill. I wonder what his reaction would have been if it was a Chinese government official instead...
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    lol she has cooties!
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    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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    • #3
      He doesn't like soft-rock divas. Much prefers has-been Improv actors
      Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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      • #4
        Personal space over-reaction

        I find that hard to understand since that doesnt exist in latin america

        **

        I like Crow´s 1998 album





        Her last albums have been kind fo crappy
        I need a foot massage

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        • #5
          pics? vids?

          don't make me click that link. oh, all right. i will

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          • #6
            I like how they use the term that he will hibernate in the face of Global Warming...
            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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            • #7
              I'm just glad they didn't work in some horrible pun about him just wanting to soak up the sun...
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                Who here actually believes them when they said they were polite?
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #9
                  Sheryl launches a campaign against loo-roll.

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                  • #10
                    One square!? What happens if you get the runs?

                    You normally need at least a quarter of a toilet roll to do a decent mopping up operation whenever you anally spraypaint a toilet bowl with any degree of conviction...

                    I hate these loonies that go OTT and provide easy targets for those who are against them.
                    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                    • #11
                      Well, you can always use both sides of the paper
                      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                      Steven Weinberg

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                      • #12
                        What boors. Ambushing Rove and forcing him to talk business at the correspondents' dinner.
                        Last edited by DanS; April 23, 2007, 10:46.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BlackCat
                          Well, you can always use both sides of the paper
                          Yeah, but then your finger will probably burst through the wet patch up into your bumhole...
                          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DanS
                            What boors. Ambushing Rove and forcing him to talk business at the correspondents' dinner.
                            What losers. Ambushing Rove and having nothing deadly to hand...
                            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DanS
                              What boors. Ambushing Rove and forcing him to talk business at the correspondents' dinner.
                              You can't be that naive. Right, like no one talks shop at this event, this holiest of events, this most solemn occassion that is sacrosanct and must be kept pure inside the Beltway. Poor wittle baby Karwal Wove could have walked away to his table at any time and did so after much talking (well, arguing) with Crow and company. Nice try, but you just made Rove look even worse.
                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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