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Originally posted by Wiglaf
Blow me
Blow me
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Only if you take it literally, in which case you're probably retarded.Comment
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Good luck Pekka
It will be Saturday night for me in 8 hours, too
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Get atrociously drunk and throw up on your mommy's best shoes.
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Thanks LS!
Well, short stor ylong, I ¨'mwaster. I Got htis girl, she kiss me and come to mylap, but then I wsea let's get taxi to my palc e and she l.ike JNOONONOO I GOT SISTER NAD FRIENDSl. What the fcujk? I Dont' want you ssisrter and fiends, I want yhou . I nmyplace, in my bed, let's make sex NOOOOO!!! I GOT SIETS! SHTU UP! What sd DO YOU WANT? Og nothign= OK, le tme get anotehrs shot and get a taxi home yo u stupid persone.
NOT suces.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I hate hot girls' ugly friends
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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IN fact. I Saym, swel what do youw atn. It's nto jliek PREsssure! Is ay! qwhat do you want!=??? Shge say, I want you, IW want you. I sayok ! LET*S DO ME! I have playe4ce why donä't we go there. HOOOOOO I have SISITER AND BROTHER AND FREINDS!
NO YOUD OHTÄ!
Why dou you liek to me?
Am I TOO BIG FOR OYU?
Must be.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I advise you to invite the sister to join you. And the friends. You sound drunk enough that you wouldn't mind, or even remember, if a good number of those friends were male. I guess what I'm saying is sort of the inverse of "take one for the team": "Take the whole team for that one."Comment
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So, I hope you are sober againOriginally posted by Pekka
And how about the issue about free will? God knows what will happen, so either way, you are then destined to do what you do. It would be the illusion of a free will. OR, God let's you have a free will and doesn't know how it all turns up, meaning he doesn't know about the future either. Now which one is it? :
If God is not bound to time as we are (and I think he is not) there is no contradiction between our free will and knowing what we will do. He just goes forth in time, looks what we are doing, and goes back again.
Our free will is much more threatened by science than by religion.Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?Comment
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Originally posted by Pekka
Thanks LS!
Well, short stor ylong, I ¨'mwaster. I Got htis girl, she kiss me and come to mylap, but then I wsea let's get taxi to my palc e and she l.ike JNOONONOO I GOT SISTER NAD FRIENDSl. What the fcujk? I Dont' want you ssisrter and fiends, I want yhou . I nmyplace, in my bed, let's make sex NOOOOO!!! I GOT SIETS! SHTU UP! What sd DO YOU WANT? Og nothign= OK, le tme get anotehrs shot and get a taxi home yo u stupid persone.
NOT suces.
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Indian civil engineer...let's get this straightOriginally posted by aneeshm
Ah yes. Just goes to prove that he was a civil engineer - who else would put a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Don't worry Pekka, she might have had cold hands
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Let's narrow it down even further:Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Indian civil engineer...let's get this straight
It was an Indian Marathi Aryan Brahmin Civil Engineer who studied at my college in my year.
OK, I confess, it was I. Aham Brahmasmi and all that.
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Wow. Now that was a night out...In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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