Another major polish contribution to british culture revealed

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Another major polish contribution to british culture revealed.


We've already covered the availability of so many Polish prostitutes in British cities, yes?

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Originally posted by BeBro

As for photo -- I enjoy my privacy

Bebro, you're so ugly you have to hide?

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Originally posted by Heresson
yeah, the center of the world must be somewhere around a country the closest neighbour of which is Greenland, which was a colony of Denmark, which consists of icebergs and volcanos, and which has no army

To be fair they don't really need an Army since NATO assures their defense and the only thing they have to fear is the odd polar bear coming ashore.

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Originally posted by Last Conformist
I thought NZ was the Ireland of the southern hemisphere?


The north island is Ireland and the south island is Iceland!

You've overlooked poor Stewart Island.

http://www.stewartisland.co.nz/

[Last Conformist]

It's probably the Faeroes.

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Originally posted by Last Conformist
It's probably the Faeroes.

With mutton bird instead of fulmar eggs.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Oerdin


Bebro, you're so ugly you have to hide?

I look so good that it would make you feel all bad....

[Cort Haus]

[Cort Haus]

Hopefully that didn't break the thread.

[TheStinger]

Eastern european pilots were vital in the battle of britain

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Not to mention the Polish guy who invented the portable mine detector, the best fighter pilots during the Battle of Britain...

And of course who could forget the fact that the Polish virtually single-handedly broke the Enigma Code just before the outbreak of war...

[lord of the mark]

do we have an english language source? Or a translation of the Polish article?

Wiki mentions the South African author as an advocate that this guy did it, but does it indicate its widely accepted.

[Heresson]

nobody claimed it is widely accepted

[Combat Ingrid]

And another contribution

http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowStory.asp?story=MI2436595D&news_headline=man_cuts_off_penis_in_pizza_parlour

UK News
Man Cuts Off Penis In Pizza Parlour
Tuesday, 24th April 2007, 09:12

Surgeons battling to save a man's penis after he hacked it off in a restaurant have sewn it back on - in the first operation of its kind in the UK.

Stunned witnesses told how the man jumped up onto a table, dropped his trousers and cut his penis off in front of horrified diners in a packed pizza restaurant.

Police sprayed the deranged man with CS gas before recovering his lost organ from the restaurant floor.

Surgeons at St Thomas's Hospital have attempted to reattach his missing appendage, but have not yet confirmed whether it was a success.

The Royal College of Surgeons said that it was the first time that the operation had been attempted in this country.

The 35 year-old Polish man seized a knife from the kitchen before slicing off his manhood in Zizzi's pizza restaurant on the Strand on Sunday evening, stunning the runners and spectators who had flocked to the eaterie after the London marathon.

A witness described how diners who had been enjoying meal screamed and fled as the man waved the knife in the air, and several people were treated for shock after witnessing the horrific spectacle.

Stuart McMahon, a sales rep who was in the restaurant, said: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

Police are still trying to identify the man, who will be assessed by psychiatrists and is expected to be detained under the Mental Health Act for his own safety.

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: "We were called at 9.00pm on Sunday to a restaurant on the Strand to reports of a man in possession of a knife.

"Officers attended to discover a man believed to be 30-40 years old suffering from an injury.

"He was taken to a south London hospital in a stable condition. No one else was injured and his injuries are believed to be self inflicted."

[ElTigre]

We need

-crying
-vomit

smiley.