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  • #31
    12. The more expensive the present is, the more they will prefer its packaging.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Japher
      Cali, your boy can call my daughter anytime... though my daughter can never call yours.
      I...I have a daughter?
      ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
      ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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      • #33
        Funny thread.

        How about this one? A ride in the car is tons of fun up until about 1 half hour. After that it's baby torture.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #34
          you must of had some crappy car rides...
          Monkey!!!

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          • #35
            Brendan will just go to sleep if we drive for long enough. No fusses. Babies like cars.
            ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
            ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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            • #36
              same with Josie... that, and we give her sleep pills every 3 hours.
              Monkey!!!

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              • #37
                We are about to learn if giving a 2 year old 2 snicker doodles an hour before bedtime is a good idea... wifey puts her to bed
                Monkey!!!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Japher
                  same with Josie... that, and we give her sleep pills every 3 hours.
                  You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Japher
                    We are about to learn if giving a 2 year old 2 snicker doodles an hour before bedtime is a good idea... wifey puts her to bed



                    I have a four year old and ANY pop or major candy in the couple of hours pre-bedtime can be a BAD BAD BAD idea
                    You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                    • #40
                      I'm hoping she crashes hard after a big sugar rush... maybe she needs some Kool-aid
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #41
                        Yall are evil!!! Dammit that stuff was threatned to us with child abuse when mine were babies.
                        Its funny i do kinda agree with kid here, i ws caught with out a bottle an hour after we got going the kidwas yeling, only thing left was breast feeding which is hard enough to do sitting still let alone moving in a car but it worked, only bad thing is the ticket that came along with the kid not being restrained. i wasnt driving of course, but siting in the back seat. I figured Sitting on the side of the road in the middle of now where was less safe then driving with a kid attached.
                        When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                        "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                        Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                        • #42
                          Back when I was a kid my parents put me in a basket in the car. How things have changed.
                          ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                          ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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                          • #43
                            my mom told me should would just put my bouncy seat in the passenger seat... car seats were new to here when my sister had her kid
                            Monkey!!!

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