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  • Someone wants to kick your ass, how much does it cost?

    Seriously.

    Like a rigged boxing match, only thing is, you cant hit back, but you can try to block hits though. How much would it cost for someone to beat you up for 2 minutes?

    Spec.
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  • #2
    Truly like a boxing match with nice padded gloves and rules, or just a kick the crap out of you street fight?
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    • #3
      umm i'd do it for free, if it were someone my size. if it was some huge person, idk.

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      • #4
        2 minutes of street fight is ****ing dangerous....

        ... I would ask a LOT of money.
        bleh

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        • #5
          Re: Someone wants to kick your ass, how much does it cost?

          Originally posted by Spec
          Seriously.

          Like a rigged boxing match

          Spec.
          what do you mean by rigged boxing match? ( I don't know what means rigged?)
          bleh

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          • #6
            like... they set it a certain way.
            they tell the fighters who is going to win before the match. they have to obey.

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            • #7
              $452.65 for every 12.51202541523415418584758145415248547815415 seconds
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Will9
                $452.65 for every 12.51202541523415418584758145415248547815415 seconds
                Around 2200$/minutes... is not enough...

                If you can't respond back, and you can't really run... a free fight can be really dangerous!

                I'm rather small, but I'm pretty sure I could seriously wound someone with 30 seconds of fight.
                bleh

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                • #9
                  You can give ONE kick on my ass for $1000, on the condition you wear regular shoes.
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                  • #10
                    depends on how big he is. I wouldn't want to risk permanent injury or death. No money is worth me being mentally retarded the rest of my life. I'm already retarded enough, thank you.

                    although... I suppose I could cover my head with both of my arms and get into a fetal position. I think I could avoid most serious injury that way. No matter how big the guy is.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Someone wants to kick your ass, how much does it cost?

                      Originally posted by Spec
                      Seriously.

                      Like a rigged boxing match, only thing is, you cant hit back, but you can try to block hits though. How much would it cost for someone to beat you up for 2 minutes?

                      Spec.
                      They can beat me up unopposed if and only if they kill themselves in a gruesome manner (of their own choosing prior to the event) immediately after their 2 minutes are up. Failure to hold up their end of the bargain will result in a slow torture and drawn-out death in a manner of my choosing.
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                      • #12
                        if you wanna kick MY ass you hafta EARN it... i wouldnt accept money for it...
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by cronos_qc

                          Around 2200$/minutes... is not enough...

                          If you can't respond back, and you can't really run... a free fight can be really dangerous!

                          I'm rather small, but I'm pretty sure I could seriously wound someone with 30 seconds of fight.
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                          • #14
                            With gloves? If so, then depends how good of a fighter the person is. A good fighter? Gimme 100k, I'll get KOd for that price. If not a good fighter, meh, 10k. If without gloves? A weak fighter, 50k or so, I'd definitely do it. A good fighter? Nah, I don't want to do it at all, I don't want to get my face broken in.
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                            • #15
                              Spec said you can deflect punches. You would do that in a fight anyway.
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