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And they'd never shut the hell up. Dogs don't always bark, cats don't always meow, but sheep always bleat.
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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it is believed that lonely herdsmen pleasure themselves with sheep. I've heard New Zealandeer jokes, and in Poland, there are jokes about highlanders and the sheep as well. I think if someone took a sheep as a pet, he'd get this kind of comments."I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
Middle East!Comment
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Where there's sheep, there's sheep-buggering.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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As a Yorkshireman, I know what sheep smell like, and they smell pretty rotten!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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And that's why Kent is fruit and veg country, not stinky livestock country. You don't want cows and sheep running around the Garden, er, Patio of England.
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Their hooves scuff the finish on the floors.
My wife actually had a pet sheep that lived in the house with her when she was a kid... but then she's weirdComment
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Isn't that the reason why YOU're not a house pet?Originally posted by SlowwHand
They don't have a brain.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Tripod.
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Sindee the Love Ewe
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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