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  • Reasons you would want to be Jewish.

    Fair is fair so here's the other side.

    1) When you get older and start going bald the skullcap will cover the bald spot perfectly.

    2) Everyone thinks smart & rich even if you're not.

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  • #2
    3) For the small gold bag placed under my neck.
    bleh

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    • #3
      4) Feeling chosen and special
      I need a foot massage

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      • #4
        5) Pride in being part of a great civilisation and culture.

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        • #5
          Meh, I'd have a reason to complain about the holocaust?

          Beats me.

          Spec.
          Last edited by Spec; April 12, 2007, 12:39.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #6
            Re: Reasons you would want to be Jewish.

            Originally posted by Oerdin
            Fair is fair so here's the other side.

            1) When you get older and start going bald the skullcap will cover the bald spot perfectly.
            If only..

            The fashionable small knit kippahs dont cover it all that well. And Ive steadily gone from one bobby pin will do, to two bobby pins, to "QOTM, do you have one of those big hairclip thingies"

            At this stage Im thinking of getting one of those big funky colorful caps that jews from the "East" wear, but QOTM thinks they look too hippyish.
            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Barnabas
              4) Feeling chosen and special
              "Couldn't You go choose someone else, for awhile?"
              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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              • #8
                I've always wanted to convert to secular judaism.
                "Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - Elok

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                • #9
                  From what I can gather, the wealthy Jews tend to be supportive of their community, so that being Jewish means you can get a lot of freebies, for studies, travel, and even business.
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Oncle Boris
                    From what I can gather, the wealthy Jews tend to be supportive of their community, so that being Jewish means you can get a lot of freebies, for studies, travel, and even business.
                    nope. Some courses and educational travel are subsidized, but its almost never free. Only free travel I know of is the Taglit program, for high school age teens to go Israel. I dont think even that covers airfare. I dont really know the details, but Im intent on learning them.


                    OTOH Jewish day schools are often less expensive than other private schools. But then they also typically have larger class sizes, etc. Oh, and they hit the parents up for donations.

                    Subsidies to businesses that I know of are only for poor Jews, mainly immigrants, and are in the forms of low interest loans. And its pretty community specific, I think.
                    "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                    • #11
                      To annoy Ned.

                      The hot paratroopers.

                      Chicken soup with noodles.

                      Filling food in general.

                      Claudia Roden's recipes.

                      S. J. Perelman.

                      Dorothy Parker.

                      Carl Sandburg.

                      Siegfried Sassoon.

                      Amedeo Modigliani.


                      Oh, and to be part of the world wide conspiracy and be doubly responsible (British, Jewish) for WWI and WWII:

                      The Zionists themselves have to be partly to blame for choosing sides in a European war. They just made themselves a target to the enemies of their new ally.

                      What happened to the Jews of Europe after WWI happened in part, if not in large measure, because of the Brits.
                      Ned (as if you nedded to be told)




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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by molly bloom
                        Claudia Roden's recipes.
                        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by lord of the mark


                          Her recipes, and the way she writes, are an absolute joy.

                          I reread her book on coffee each year.


                          All hail Roden!

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                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by molly bloom


                            Her recipes, and the way she writes, are an absolute joy.

                            I reread her book on coffee each year.


                            All hail Roden!

                            http://www.penguin.co.uk/nf/Author/A...013895,00.html
                            I have her book on sephardic jewish cooking. QOTM and I have used a couple of the recipes, notably the one for grape leaves. And the descriptions of the communities, and the relationships of the food customs to the community histories, make it a good book to read even if youre not hungry.
                            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lord of the mark
                              nope. Some courses and educational travel are subsidized, but its almost never free. Only free travel I know of is the Taglit program, for high school age teens to go Israel. I dont think even that covers airfare. I dont really know the details, but Im intent on learning them.
                              I'm basing my observations on the Montreal Jewish community. There are lots of Jewish-only scholarships, subsidized programs for young people to go to say, Israel. From my experience working in a large stockbroker's office, I can see that the Jewish high-ups were definitely willing to use their influence to help other people of the Jewish community with business opportunities.
                              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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