Career recommendations

[Dis]

I'm looking for serious and not serious suggestions. Yes I know you guys don't know me that well and don't know my skills, talents, and intelligence. Or do you know my experience or education (which isn't much ). But I'm still looking for suggestions and ideas.

I'm looking for ideas. I'm wondering if there was some awesome job out there that I haven't heard of because I'm not in the loop. I suppose I could try for a goverment job. Those are hard to get without a degree though. And you really have to know someone. Speaking of, why are goverment workers so incompetant. I'm still waiting for the Clark County Justice Court to fix their damn computer so I can check citations online. . And when I went down to the courthouse, their computers weren't updated. They are so backed up, it's not even funny.

Back on subject. Male stripper would be nice. I have been working out. But let's face it, that's not going to happen. I think I could do alot if they would just give me a chance. These things are hard to do without a degree or experience though.

Something technical that I use my brain that doesn't involve lots of manual labor. Not that I'm incapable of that. I do work my ass off. But I hate manual labor (cleaning, landscaping). That's why I got out of the navy. Why does everything need cleaning! .

[Pekka]

You have to narrow it down more... for example, do you like working with others or would you like to be more independent, what kind of income you're looking to generate, are you ready to work for some kind of qualifications if the job requires it? Are you ready to move, basically, is it individual, group or service kind of work you're looking for?

[ZEE]

Dis,

have you ever thought about a trade school...? i am getting certified as a PC Support Specialist this summer... which will save me LOTS of time crawling my way up from the bottom... most of the time, these trade schools are very affordible... and is quite worth it in the end... ALSO they usually have programs for any type of work you'd like to specailize in... i suggest doing some research online... if you can afford the time to take a summer course that is... so you could possibly be certified and landed in a good job of YOUR choice before next year...
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[Sir Og]

Gonzo porn?

[LordShiva]

Consulting

[aneeshm]

Become a feminist "intellectual"-***-consultant.

Doesn't require ANY qualifications AT ALL.

[aneeshm]

WTF? "cμm" is censored? Even when I'm using it in the way it is supposed to be used?

[Pekka]

There's only one way it's supposed to be used, and that's why it's censored..

[Apocalypse]

Dis, you live in Vegas right?

I just heard of a pretty interesting job yesterday that a friend of a friend has. He lives in Atlanta. Basically he has a really small moped. He runs a service where drunk people call him, he drives to them, puts the moped in the trunk, and then drives them home or to another bar. He makes pretty decent money doing it.

I bet you would get a lot of work doing that in vegas.

[Pekka]

Apocalypse, that's actually not a bad idea.

[Apocalypse]

Yeah, I think it would be interesting. You could probably meet a lot of interesting people...maybe even some contacts that would help later in life. The time you spend on marketing/getting out there would satisfy your desire for keeping your mind busy.

[Pekka]

I was thinking more in the line of gathering bunch of kids doing it for you, and you takign the profits. I have better things to do for fun .

[Kontiki]

Embrace your city's leading industries - become a male escort.

[MrFun]

Become a pimp.

[Lord Avalon]

You could be a dealer.