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  • #31
    Re: Kindergartener busted -- yes, busted -- for throwing a tantrum

    Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
    Suprisingly, not in Texas. Unsurprisingly, in Florida:



    Click this link for the original webpage, which contains a scan of the police report.

    And I'll say it: you've gotta wonder if they would have done this to a white 6-year-old.

    But mostly: WTF?
    Let the little yard apes run amok screaming their ass off.
    Walk away and leave their tantrum-throwing ass sprawled in the floor.
    When they stop, they can figure out where you went for some peace and quiet.

    Oh yeah, screw you.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Sir Og
      Yeah, like anybody is going to fall for that.
      i'm being serious.
      you don't have to talk to me. i can just throw jellybeans at you or something then you'll be like 'oh. i guess she's not an FBIer after all'

      we're leaving here at 5, so we'll get there 6:30ish? then going to the mall for a while. staying at the embassy in downtown cleveland on like east 12th or something. going swimming! then tomorrow to the rock & roll hall of fame. my sister wanted to go to the art museum, but we'd already been there twice so i didnt wanna go again when i could go to the R&RHoF.

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      • #33
        And the trap is sprung...

        And "sister" is probobly your partner. How old is she, 14 right.
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        • #34
          Inspector Duane Sister.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #35
            she's 17, but she looks 12-14.

            oh and we're going to Morton's Steakhouse at 8!
            apparently we need to be dressed up to eat there.

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            • #36
              Have you never heard of Morton's? It's decent.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                oh i kno. i just don't like getting dressed up much.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Patroklos


                  Key word should.

                  Reality, it is all against the law.
                  Technically it would not be if you simply use reasonable force to "restrain an attacker"-- BUt if the attacker is 6 it gets tough
                  You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                  • #39
                    Pepper spray!
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                    • #40
                      Pepper spray?!

                      **** that! A quick cold shower calms down any kid. Trust me.

                      Spec.
                      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Flubber
                        Technically it would not be if you simply use reasonable force to "restrain an attacker"-- BUt if the attacker is 6 it gets tough
                        Why? In that situation, you should be allowed to do what the parents obviously never did.
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Lord Avalon
                          Pepper spray!

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc
                            Why? In that situation, you should be allowed to do what the parents obviously never did.
                            It gets tough becuase everyone assumes that a 6 year old can't "really" hurt you so almost ANY force in response is thought to be "too much"
                            You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by b etor
                              she's 17, but she looks 12-14.
                              It must really suck to be her
                              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Spec
                                Pepper spray?!

                                **** that! A quick cold shower calms down any kid. Trust me.

                                Spec.
                                What kindergardens have showers?

                                There might be fire hoses available, though.
                                Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                                Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                                One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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