Point 1 made it too obvious, it seems...
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Originally posted by EyesOfNight
There's a very simple solution:
1. Destroy the AARP. Nobody likes the AARP unless they are members of the AARP. In Florida, they are personally responsible for putting drivers liscenses in the hands of old people who have made a habit of "accidentally" running little children over with their cars.
2. Kill any politician who thinks Social Security is a great thing. This will in effect allow us to have a clean start with government as 90% of government would be wiped out.
3. Wipe out the liberals who thought it a good idea to bring the wonders of socialism to America. While we're at it, lets eliminate all evidence that Franklin Roosevelt existed because I'm really tired of hearing all the liberals talk about how great he was.
4. Kill anyone who thinks we should be more like Europe and thinks we should add universal health care into the mix.
If we complete these 4 steps, then I think we'll be able to get Social Security reform passed.
There's a very simple solution:
1. Destroy the AARP. Nobody likes the AARP unless they are members of the AARP. In Florida, they are personally responsible for putting drivers liscenses in the hands of old people who have made a habit of "accidentally" running little children over with their cars.
2. Kill any politician who thinks Social Security is a great thing. This will in effect allow us to have a clean start with government as 90% of government would be wiped out.
3. Wipe out the liberals who thought it a good idea to bring the wonders of socialism to America. While we're at it, lets eliminate all evidence that Franklin Roosevelt existed because I'm really tired of hearing all the liberals talk about how great he was.
4. Kill anyone who thinks we should be more like Europe and thinks we should add universal health care into the mix.
If we complete these 4 steps, then I think we'll be able to get Social Security reform passed.
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