A great riddle

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Pekka
It will be exciting.

I'm on the edge of my seat.

[Pekka]

No sex because even though the moderating is allowing more, but I don't want to abuse that and take it over the limit, it would just piss off people. Besides, sex has nothing to do with these riddles, if you want those kind of riddles, you know, it's something you need to keep on looking.

[KrazyHorse]

What will be posted by Pekka
You guys are way off. Why didn't anybody ask me about the veterinarian standing in the corner that I didn't mention yet? Anyway, here is the ultimate level of the riddle:

The veterinarian took out a mask and gave the gimp some laughing gas. The kitties were taken, one two three and the veterinarian sat them on his knee. He started the third clock up again as outside it began to rain. Through the window came the rays of dawn as the poor junkie stifled a yawn. Nobody is laughing now, but the vet stood and gave a bow. He ran outside, and it's plain to see that he tripped over an apple tree. Inside the house 2 clocks chime, though they do not tell the same time.

All right, now the answer should be obvious to all of you.

[rah]

I'm amazed that with all the super smart people here, (for reference see KH's ranking thread) that no one has ventured a proper guess.

[Krill]

That's because we have less productive things to waste our time on.

[Lul Thyme]

Originally posted by rah
I'm amazed that with all the super smart people here, (for reference see KH's ranking thread) that no one has ventured a proper guess.

KH's thread never really implied anybody was smart in any absolute sense (if that even means anything), it was just a comparison. For all we know, he thinks all those ppl are all idiots, some more than other.


BTW, I know you were jesting.

[Nikolai]

Link to this ranking thread?

[Pekka]

Ok, third day, time for the finals? Do you want me to unlock the third level?

[Nubclear]

No.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Pekka
Ok, third day, time for the finals? Do you want me to unlock the third level?

That'll be nice dear...

[Pekka]

For the final level, I need some more enthusiasm.

[Nubclear]

No.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Pekka
For the final level, I need some more enthusiasm.

Sorry, sh*t outta enthusiasm...

[Robert]

I got the solution!!!!!!!

Ok, the gimp starts the clock again only to find out that the kitty blow up the basement man with 3 other clocks during the hypnothised period between the 5th and 13th clock that wasn't during the end of the 1st clock between two other kities but the gimp didn't care at all about the 12th clock because the death smashed kitty with the leather sex slave couldn't care anyway after the ground filled the gimp with basement men who were sleeping because they hated kittens and gave them for food to candle makers who don't produce candles btw because candles are created by the explosion of a basement prisoner where no prisoner can scream because their sounds would be eaten by explosions during the night that were cause by new houses dancing till the rain comes down because of the large wholes made by the dynamite in the walls of the many candlemaker doors behind the lock of the new kitty appartment where all the girls dance without their legs because it's night and you can't watch while you're sleeping with your head up between the sheets of your basement under the moon because there's no light for the explosion and the candlemakers forgot how to create this light since they're absolute fans of kitens who're all dead anyway and that's the reason that the basement man found out that the time was defenitely overtime and therefor he blowed up everything and there was no time any left over since there were no clocks and without clocks there's no way to measure time which is the only point of time anyway, to be measures, since what's the purpose of time if there's nobody to measure it and to calculate it and now all people are dead by the explosion of the mad candlemaker gimp no one really knows the time but it's 18:13 anyway, summer daylight saving moon night time mountain pacific obviously.

And that's the obvious answer.

[Robert]

I just realised that my just posted post is defenitely sig material (only in it's entirely )