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  • #31
    Same people that keep a gimp.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #32
      Originally posted by LordShiva
      wtfp?TM
      USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
      The video may avatar is from

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      • #33
        GIMP
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #34
          I see lardshaver tried to google it.

          Spec.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by LordShiva
            GIMP
            I'm a big fan

            JM
            Jon Miller-
            I AM.CANADIAN
            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Spec
              I see lardshaver tried to google it.

              Spec.
              Err... No.
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #37
                OK, you were supposed to understand that the riddle itself has too little information. What time is it now? Are there more than one basket of kitties? How does time run in this scenario? How many kitties are now dead? If you had asked this question, I would have unlocked the next level, but it was fairly difficult so I'll just go ahead and give you level 2, remember, the question remains the same, that is, "What time is it?".

                All the kitties were alive, until the man in the basement arrived. The clocks showed the same time, but they couldn't keep the time. The first clock stopped as the moonlight struck, it was midnight of the day, by the way the gimp was a leather sex slave.

                The first clock stopped as the candle makers shot the neighbour who came to provide more dynamite to the gimp. The neighbour was at his house when the midnight struck, and in his basement the basket was filled with puppies. The puppies had aids, because the man was a junkie, he had had sex with a monkey, and his blood was now funky.

                There were 3 baskets, each with 4 puppies, half of them had the virus, and thus one of the died every 5th hour. Two puppies were already dead when the midnight struck, and the everytime a puppy dies from aids the man reaches for more dynamite, brings it to the gimp in the other house, 3 units with one delivery. The gimp requests as he screams in pain, until his mouth if filled with sand and rocks, and sends the message of shock.

                The man in the basement has 3 kitties dead. One blown up with dynamite and two kitties has their brains on the floor and a bloody rock next to them.

                What time is it?
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #38
                  Time for the nurse to administer your medication...
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #39
                    i officially give up trying to figure this out...
                    Order of the Fly

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                    • #40
                      There's nothing to "figure out".

                      Pekka's a weirdo. Everybody knew it already.
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        OK, you were supposed to understand that the riddle itself has too little information.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #42
                          OK, you were supposed to understand that the riddle itself has too little information.


                          Yes, of course we were.
                          Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                          • #43
                            Yeah, Mary had a little lamb.

                            What color are Mary's eyes?

                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #44
                              rah is showing strong appearance. But I need more guesses before I unlock the third and FINAL level. It will be exciting.
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                              • #45
                                Knowing Pekka this has something to do with anal sex or smashing babies.

                                Jon Miller
                                Jon Miller-
                                I AM.CANADIAN
                                GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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