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  • #16
    You must have been an early developer Spif
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Spiffor

      If you're five, you must date people aged 9 or older?
      no one said it was perfect.

      besides, at some point guys have a lot to learn from older girls

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Provost Harrison
        Yeah, chopping off a dog's head and sending it to its owner is certainly an interesting way of trying to win her affections. I believe they call it 'the Spink manoevre'.

        Goddamnit you made me choke out Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Spiffor

          If you're five, you must date people aged 9 or older?
          And when you're 100, you can't date a woman under 57.

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          • #20


            what the hell is this thread about?

            What does dogs heads have to do with 15 year old girls?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Sirotnikov


              It is considered the universal dating rule in Israel.


              You take the guy's age, divide by 2, and add 7. This gives you the bottom age limit for a possible partner.


              For instance, I'm 22 years old. ( 22 / 2 ) + 7 = 18.
              This means I can date girls no younger than 18.

              When I become 24, 19 will become the bottom age.
              I've heard of that rule. I dislike it.

              Originally posted by Dis


              what the hell is this thread about?

              What does dogs heads have to do with 15 year old girls?
              Absolutely NOTHING! The girl is 17.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                Yeah, chopping off a dog's head and sending it to its owner is certainly an interesting way of trying to win her affections. I believe they call it 'the Spink manoevre'.
                yeah, if I have to resort to chopping off heads to impress girls, I will remain celibate forever.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                  You take the guy's age, divide by 2, and add 7. This gives you the bottom age limit for a possible partner.
                  So the guy should have waited 4 years, then chopped off the dog's head?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Dis
                      yeah, if I have to resort to chopping off heads to impress girls, I will remain celibate forever.
                      Call me a stick-in-the-mud traditionalist, but I prefer sticking to giving them flowers, chocolates and an occationaly piece of jewelry.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Zkribbler


                        Call me a stick-in-the-mud traditionalist, but I prefer sticking to giving them flowers, chocolates and an occationaly piece of jewelry.
                        ...and lingerie.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Sirotnikov

                          besides, at some point guys have a lot to learn from older girls
                          No thanks. I've learned quite enough about desperation.
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                          • #28
                            Thank GOD
                            Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                            - Paul Valery

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                            • #29
                              the problem with the rule is that the older you get the younger the girls can be compared to yourself.

                              it should be age/2+age/3
                              10 year olds cant date
                              15 can date down to 13
                              18 can date down to 15
                              24 can date down to 20
                              30 can date down 25
                              36 can date down to 30
                              42 can date down to 35
                              48 can date down to 40
                              100 can date down to ~83
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                              • #30
                                oh well. i don't date anway.

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