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  • #91
    Originally posted by Kuciwalker
    The people who should be talking to her about whether or not to be sexually active would be her parents, or someone else she trusts.


    Fixed. Or so her posts lead me to believe.
    Good point.

    -Arrian
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    • #92
      Originally posted by Kuciwalker


      You're in Canada, conversing over the internet. Why would PA law apply?
      I knew I should have added the winking smilie
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      • #93
        Originally posted by MRT144
        its just that the mid section is a bit larger than the base or head. its like a french rolling pin.
        I really didn't need to know what your penis is shaped like.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Arrian

          The people who should be talking to her about whether or not to be sexually active would be her parents, or someone else she trusts. Which I'm pretty sure excludes all of us!

          -Arrian
          My mom was my dad's third. Dad was my mom's first. They want me to wait until I'm married.

          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


          Scott Hahn is the fellow you are thinking of.

          He's a Catholic convert from a presbyterian church who's quite well known in my circles.

          If you want to know more about him google him up. Interesting character, and I'd kill for the chance to meet him. I believe he is in Ohio, and I have friends that live out his way.
          I met him. He had bad breath.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Dis


            I really didn't need to know what your penis is shaped like.
            Im shocked you know what a french rolling pin looks like.
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • #96
              I second the "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM LIFESTYLES" advice. Not that I know, since I'm a virgin, but my brother is not. He's in his late twenties and already the father of two children by accident, the rowdy bugger. My mom stuck a condom in his stocking last Xmas as a joke; he laughed, then noticed the brand and looked at Mom like she was crazy. "Lifestyles? Those cheap POSes break all the time. Here, [Elok], have fun." I didn't take it though. Partly because my GF was visiting us this past Xmas and there are limits to how much I'm willing to embarrass her, partly since I wasn't planning to need it, and partly because I knew he was right. Lifestyles are the crap brand college health departments buy to stock the dorm bathrooms with.
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              • #97
                Originally posted by MRT144


                Im shocked you know what a french rolling pin looks like.
                Seems you're not the only one that did gay porn.



                Spec.
                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by MRT144


                  Im shocked you know what a french rolling pin looks like.
                  actually I don't know what it looks like. And I'm not motivated enough to wiki it.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by b etor
                    My mom was my dad's third. Dad was my mom's first. They want me to wait until I'm married.
                    Eww, they TOLD you? I hope you aren't planning to continue that family tradition when/if you have kids...
                    1011 1100
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                    • Originally posted by Elok
                      I second the "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM LIFESTYLES" advice. Not that I know, since I'm a virgin, but my brother is not. He's in his late twenties and already the father of two children by accident, the rowdy bugger. My mom stuck a condom in his stocking last Xmas as a joke; he laughed, then noticed the brand and looked at Mom like she was crazy. "Lifestyles? Those cheap POSes break all the time. Here, [Elok], have fun." I didn't take it though. Partly because my GF was visiting us this past Xmas and there are limits to how much I'm willing to embarrass her, partly since I wasn't planning to need it, and partly because I knew he was right. Lifestyles are the crap brand college health departments buy to stock the dorm bathrooms with.
                      This is why you should go gay. No kids.
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                      • I like to think kids are better than AIDS.

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                        • Originally posted by Dis


                          actually I don't know what it looks like. And I'm not motivated enough to wiki it.
                          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                          • Originally posted by Dis
                            I like to think kids are better than AIDS.
                            They are both fatal STDs. :gasmaske:

                            Besides, aren't you circumcised? If you're cut, you don't need to worry about AIDS!

                            BTW:


                            The thickness is right, too.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • Dis

                              Spec.
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                              • Flubber, what, you mean to say answering question about condoms could be illegal?
                                In da butt.
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