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Well, I think that should be left to the taste of the smasher. I mean, sometimes you can take the baby, place your hand on the back and smash that way, take them by the head and toss.. so, I think it really depends what you want to do, as long as the baby/puppy flies.
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In da butt.
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I prefer through a plate glass window, myself.Originally posted by Pekka
No no, that's not how to do the smashing. I mean you can if you want to, but I'd like to see more of the type of smashing, where you take them by their legs and swing them HARD to the ground or against a wall.
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If you homogenize, and then smash, does that make you a gay-smasher?Originally posted by Perfection
You can smash then homogenize!
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Smash, then grind, then pasteurize.
Baby, the other other white meat.
Children, when braised properly, are wonderful.B♭3Comment
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WTH Pekka?
I'm using gentler language now.
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WTF Dis? Gentler language?B♭3Comment
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I remember watching someone smash a puppy. I was living in Grenada, West Indies, teaching at the medical school there. One of the students had brought her dog with her, an un-neutered female AKC registered poodle. When her dog went into heat one of the native mongrels mounted her ( the dog ), and they were inseperable. The owner became rather distraught, so one of the students picked up a cinder block and brought it down with all his might on the male dog's back. The dog's back was broken, his hind legs went limp, but his member remained erect and he lay there trying to run off with his front legs but still attached to the female. ( Erection is a local spinal reflex, so severing the connection to the brain only prolonged the erection. The end of the penis of the male dog inflates into a bulb during erection, sealing the penis within the vagina. ) The student then hit the male dog in the head with the block a couple of times. When the male dog finally stopped moving the female finally came loose from him.
Is this sorta what you were thinking about Pekka?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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this thread disgusts me...
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I'll say."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Strangelove, well that's not a good smash is it? I was talking about babies and puppies, also, I said they need to fly first. What the hell is wrong with you? Did you get off by telling that sick story?
Please, hold back your murdereous animal sex stories
This thread is about smashing babies and puppies
In da butt.
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GREAT THREAD
(except Dr Strangelove's post is kinda sad
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