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  • #16
    This isn't the first time cows have eaten birds.

    The last time, IIRC, the cattle were in an area with little calcium in the soil, so the grass wasn't supplying their need.

    They took to eating any bird they could catch, for the calcium in their bones.

    I'll see if I can find a link.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lord Avalon
      ZOMG!! Carnivorous Cows from Calcutta!!!
      Where is Roger Corman, now that we need him??

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      • #18
        Farmer Brown froze in his tracks; the cows stared wide-eyed back at him. Somewhere, in the distance, a dog barked.



        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #19
          I love Chik Fila

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          • #20
            God forbid they start running in packs.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #21
              Carnivorous Stampede!! Run for your lives!

              -Arrian
              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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              • #22
                Roast Chicken
                www.my-piano.blogspot

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                • #23
                  What about bulls? What about bulls in a rodeo?
                  Buck off a rider and turn on him, trying to devour him.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Arrian
                    Carnivorous Stampede!! Run for your lives!

                    -Arrian


                    Spec.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #25
                      Anyone had wildebeest to eat yet?
                      www.my-piano.blogspot

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                      • #26
                        No, they were all hunted down by indian cows.

                        Spec.
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Doddler
                          Anyone had wildebeest to eat yet?
                          I've eaten Hartebeast, but not wildebeast
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            What about bulls? What about bulls in a rodeo?
                            Buck off a rider and turn on him, trying to devour him.
                            Or bullfights?! No more of this snorting and pawing the ground.
                            Now, bulls will lick their chops while tying on a bib.

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                            • #29
                              I've heard of turducken, but not cowden. But I bet it would be good...

                              Chick-fil-A reference

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Spec
                                Evolution

                                If that cow was in the wild and started breading and razed her young to eat like se does, in 100000 years we'd have cows with fangs and claws...



                                Spec.


                                anyway, that would make a good "cow and a chicken" cartoon special. And it support the aneeshm's claim that India is, well, special. What I'm suprised is that the cows didn't start it earlier and that they are satisfied with chicken when there are a lot of people around who, due to their religious beliefs, wouldn't be able to defend themselves.
                                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                                Middle East!

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