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    Mar 8, 11:40 PM EST

    Indian Calf Makes Meal Out of Poultry


    CALCUTTA, India (AP) -- When his chickens started disappearing a few weeks ago, a farmer in eastern India figured dogs or jackals were to blame - until he discovered his calf making a meal of his poultry.

    The farmer and his 1-year-old calf have since become local celebrities, with the carnivorous cow appearing on television in India's West Bengal state and hundreds of people flocking to see them in Chandipur, a village 145 miles southwest of Calcutta, the state capital.

    The farmer got up early to catch the culprit "and to his disbelief found that it was his calf which came out from the cow shed and was eating the chickens alive," Debjyoti Chatterjee, a local resident who filmed the calf eating a chicken, said Thursday.

    The local veterinarian was at a loss for an explanation.

    "I've never read or heard about cows turning carnivorous," said Mihir Tripathy. "They eat grass and other vegetarian food but not fish or other non-vegetarian stuff."

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    • #3
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        Should the farmer kill it before the mutie cow turns on him?
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        • #5
          Defenseless calves my ass. All the more reason to eat veal. Its them or us. Preemptive eating before they start in on the hoooo-mans.


          edit - cross post with DD.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
              Defenseless calves my ass. All the more reason to eat veal. Its them or us. Preemptive eating before they start in on the hoooo-mans.


              edit - cross post with DD.
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              • #8
                Evolution

                If that cow was in the wild and started breading and razed her young to eat like se does, in 100000 years we'd have cows with fangs and claws...



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                • #9
                  I bet that cow will taste like chicken.
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                  • #10
                    What kind of milk does that make?

                    Ewwww....imagine when it regurgitates... :vomit:

                    Spec.
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                    • #11
                      Mutant cow
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                      • #12
                        My two Favorite food groups, Chikin 'N Beef

                        ~slurp~

                        I wonder when McDonalds will start processing this?

                        Oh wait..Mystery Meat
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                        • #13
                          ZOMG!! Carnivorous Cows from Calcutta!!!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Spec
                            Evolution

                            If that cow was in the wild and started breading and razed her young to eat like se does, in 100000 years we'd have cows with fangs and claws...



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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by snoopy369


                              Funniest misspelling of all time (or at least of today...)
                              That Cow may be moving from possibly ingesting Salmonella to a more pleasant preperation by breading the chickens prior to consumption, just a thought

                              Thus breading may be correct

                              or should it have read
                              the cow breaded its catch of chicken


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