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    Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told

    A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.
    Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
    Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.
    “Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey,” she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”
    Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.”
    Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.
    McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.
    He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.


    Spec.
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  • #2
    Europeans and their Donkeys and Sheep...
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    • #3
      Yea, that's why we left.

      Spec.
      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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      • #4
        Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.”
        Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city.

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        • #5
          This has Clerks II copycat written all over it...
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            Doesn't anyone else

            wonder about the need to have a specific
            Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act?
            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

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            • #7
              Sounds like a damn fun weekend he had
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              • #8
                Re: Doesn't anyone else

                Originally posted by pchang
                wonder about the need to have a specific
                Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act?
                Indeed.

                The other clue is the name of the receptionist : 'Irina Legova'. I suppose that people unfamiliar with the term 'Legover' can be excused for being suckered.

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                • #9
                  That doesn't make sense. Shrek always wanted Donkey to "go AWAY!" not "c'mere and tickle my naughty bits."
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                    This has Clerks II copycat written all over it...
                    Never seen Clerks II, but I was thinking Bachelor Party.
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                    • #11
                      Then you've never seen Kinky Kelly...
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Doesn't anyone else

                        Originally posted by pchang
                        wonder about the need to have a specific
                        Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act?
                        QFT

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Spec
                          Yea, that's why we left.

                          Spec.
                          Interesting, didn't know that there are so much better donkeys and sheep in Canada
                          Blah

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                            Then you've never seen Kinky Kelly...
                            *Googles for Kinky Kelly*

                            I see...
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                              This has Clerks II copycat written all over it...
                              Or maybe Jackass 3.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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