How much do you adore Cartman?

[Ramo]

Butters: I gotta put in my suppository. Can you help me?
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: [Cartman] What?
Butters: Remember I said I put that medicinal suppository in my anus? It will be so much easier having you do it from now on.
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Um, actually, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is not programmed for that function.
Butters: A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, I thought you were programmed to do whatever I tell you. Yeah, that's pretty good. Get it up there good and deep.
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Lame.

[Zkribbler]

Cartman never ceases to amaze me....

When facing almost certain death, he turns to his friends and says, "I'd like to tell you guys how much I love you....except for you, Kyle."

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Arrian
All hail the Fatass

Cartman

-Arrian

He's not fat, he's big-boned.

[Arrian]

BEEFCAKE!!

-Arrian

[Cort Haus]

You will respect mah authoritah!

[Asmodean]

How much do you adore Cartman?

A whole lot more than he adores Kyle's mom


South Park - Cartman - Kyle's Mom Is A ***** - The best video clips are here

Edit due to the bit*h word appearing in the title, the embed thingy doesn't work. Just click teh link

Asmodean

[Guynemer]

Awesom-O.

[C0ckney]

cartman

[LordShiva]

The Dawg

[Heresson]

Cartman ueber alles

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


That robot episode is a classic.

every episode is

[Lord Avalon]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
You will respect mah authoritah!

He's an ass, but I like him in the context of the show.

[Heresson]

that was one of the finest Cartman's moments. I love him say "authoritah", "Confederacah" and "nah" instead of "here"

[Darius871]

Originally posted by General Ludd
Cartman Southpark

Just OOC, what's your particular beef with SP?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Heresson
that was one of the finest Cartman's moments. I love him say "authoritah"

Especially in the Marjorine episode, when he's pretending to be Butter's/Marjorine's mom on the phone, and says it in a sort of off-the-cuff way.