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"There are those that follow Mohammed, but! I've never been one of them..."
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
"I am a Roman Catholic and have been since before I was born,"Comment
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"And the one thing they say about Catholics is - they'll take you as soon as you're warm"Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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"You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain."Comment
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"You don't have to have any clothes on...you're a Catholic the moment dad came!"Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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"...Because...
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate." x2
(That's enough line-by-line)Comment
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"Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found"Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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"Every sperm is wanted,
every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
semen with more care.
(misc choruses)
Every sperm is useful,
every sperm is fine.
God needs everybodies,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs
on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each sperm that's spilled in vain."
(misc. choruses and finale)Comment
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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The Wizard of AAHZComment
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You know, I might watch 'The Meaning Of Life' tonight...I've not got anything better to do!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I'm telling you, the answer is sports.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Case closed.
Happy Purim, everyone!
"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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it appears tjat after two Sam Adams White Ale's it is stil possible to distingusih haman from mordecahi. If not to type with my accustormed skill.
Im thinjig a third Sam Adams would aid in fulfillment of the mitzvah, but am not sure QOTM will appreciate that."A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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Isn't that your religion already?Originally posted by Saras
The one where everyone worships me and gives me all their money
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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