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Who do they say is the nonchristian?Milhous Nixon (January 9, 1913 – April 22, 1994) was the 37th President of the Christian United States, serving from 1969 to 1974. He was the 36th Christian Vice President of the United States from 1953 to 1961, in the administration of Christian Dwight D. Eisenhower.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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wow, Jesus being a prankster!
he hide bones, everywhere in the world, riding his sweet flying lizard!
Jesus :1
Scientific : 0Last edited by CrONoS; February 28, 2007, 22:49.blehComment
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dinosaurs at 1:18blehComment
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More to the point, where's the non-Christian United States,and how can I move there?Originally posted by mrmitchell
Who do they say is the nonchristian?"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Thomas Jefferson.Originally posted by mrmitchell
Who do they say is the nonchristian?"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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Their article on Nietzsche is disappointingly short."In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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Hey, maybe it's not so bad...
The Republican party, in particular, although adopting libertarian rhetoric of small government in the Reagan years, has been active in destroying liberty in the United States"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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Gossip is pervasive on Wikipedia. Many entries read like the National Enquirer. For example, Wikipedia's entry on Nina Totenberg states, "She married H. David Reines, a trauma physician, in 2000. On their honeymoon, he treated her for severe injuries after she was hit by a boat propeller while swimming." That sounds just like the National Enquirer, and reflects a bias towards gossip. Conservapedia avoids gossip and vulgarity, just as a true encyclopedia does.
Which part did I miss? Do they assume "hit" is being used in a Ted Striker way?
"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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dinosaurs at 1:18
That's Bill Hicks? I thought he was supposed to be smart and funny...KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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Ooh, have any of you followed the link from the dinosaur article to "baraminology"? It's pretty funny too.Comment
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Yup, I did, on account of thinking "WTF is a baramin?"THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Isn't that dude from Lord of the Rings?DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Maybe this is what Bush means when he talks about the Internets...apparently the religious right is creating their own version of all the popular sites. Witness the glory that is GodTube!
Where's the Facebook clone? There must be one..."In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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