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    This site is comedy gold. The fun part is trying to tell vandalism apart from the honest bits.
    "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
    - Lone Star

  • #2
    From the entry on Bill Clinton:

    A special prosicutor was named to investigate Clinton for allegations of impropriety in the Whitewater real-estate scandal, an investment of Clintons in a failed real estate venture. Although nothing came out of this investigation, and it turned out that Clinton actually lost money on his investment, one of the results of the investigation was that the special prosecutor turned to investigating other Clinton activities, one of which (the Monica Lewinsky scandal) resulted in an impeachment trial. Bill Clinton managed to serve two terms without botching the prosecution of two wars, manipulating intelligence, engaging in a systematic program of torture, or mishandling the federal response to flooding of a major American city. Obviously, he is the devil incarnate.
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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    • #3
      OMG, Poly is so right leaning that nobody gets it!
      "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
      - Lone Star

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      • #4
        Has it been taken down or slashdotted? I can't load it.
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #5
          The existence of unicorns is controversial. Secular opinion is that they are mythical. However, they are referred to in the Bible nine times,[1] which provides an unimpeachable de facto argument for their once having been in existence.

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          • #6
            It looks like it was made by home-schooled fundy kids by how badly written the articles are!

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            • #7
              Somewhat worse, it looks like it was made by fundy parents who will be homeschooling their children and thus be their primary source of education...
              "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jaakko
                OMG, Poly is so right leaning that nobody gets it!
                Yeah. Uh huh.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9


                  Who the hell gets so fanatical over this?

                  Conservapedia rules page
                  When referencing dates based on the approximate birth of Jesus, give appropriate credit for the basis of the date (B.C. or A.D.). "BCE" and "CE" are unacceptable substitutes because they deny the historical basis. See CE.
                  Conservapedia front page
                  On Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian "C.E." instead of "A.D.", which Conservapedia uses.
                  Common Era page
                  The only plausible explanation is that "Common Era" is an attempt to erase recognition for the Christian basis of the calendar. But there are not similar attempts to erase non-Christian religious names in the calendar, such as the days of the week named after Norse gods.
                  ....WTF?
                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #10
                    Christians have it rough.

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                    • #11
                      BCE/CE is ****ing gay...
                      KH FOR OWNER!
                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
                      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                      • #12
                        i agree. It is gay. but if it pisses fundies off then it is good.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MRT144
                          i agree. It is gay. but if it pisses fundies off then it is good.
                          QFT
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14
                            A partisan answer to non-partisan Wikipedia?

                            THAT is rediculous.

                            Kinda like the "Half-Hour News Hour" on FoxNews.
                            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                            • #15
                              Who cares? You're both going to Hell anyway.

                              Being a math guru should help you, KH. You can keep altering theories that use eternity as a factor.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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