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  • #1

    Fancy coffee

    Espresso, capuccino, latte, de-caf, home blend, extra strong, foamy, mocca, cinnamon.. what on earth is the point of all this nonsense.

    I've personally never had a cup of coffee that was disappointing and didn't fulfil its basic purpose - just pour the damn thing, will you! Black. Preferably hot. Sugar, no thank you. Milk, no thank you.

    Why does one have to feel a bit odd for just ordering a plain old cup of coffee without all the phony shenanigans that they thought up to increase profits and supposedly make chronically insecure people feel important?
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  • #2
    its a "cult thing" i guess
    The Wizard of AAHZ

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    • #3
      BTW ill have a chocolate macciatto with 2 extra shots, tall please...
      The Wizard of AAHZ

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      • #4
        The Danish versus the Italian contribution to the culinary arts has never been more swiftly and lucidly shown.
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #5
          thanks
          i think...
          The Wizard of AAHZ

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          • #6
            Re: Fancy coffee

            Originally posted by Winston
            Espresso, capuccino, latte, de-caf, home blend, extra strong, foamy, mocca, cinnamon.. what on earth is the point of all this nonsense.

            I've personally never had a cup of coffee that was disappointing and didn't fulfil its basic purpose - just pour the damn thing, will you! Black. Preferably hot. Sugar, no thank you. Milk, no thank you.


            Coffee
            The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Starchild
              The Danish versus the Italian contribution to the culinary arts has never been more swiftly and lucidly shown.


              TEH FACT
              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

              Asher on molly bloom

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              • #8
                at least i spelled chocolate right!
                real men dont edit their posts...
                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                • #9
                  Hum.

                  We invented the bacon.

                  And eggs.

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                  • #10
                    You forgot Feta
                    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                    Asher on molly bloom

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                    • #11
                      Denmark invented eggs?
                      Blah

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                      • #12
                        Re: Fancy coffee

                        Originally posted by Winston
                        Espresso, capuccino, latte, de-caf, home blend, extra strong, foamy, mocca, cinnamon.. what on earth is the point of all this nonsense.

                        I've personally never had a cup of coffee that was disappointing and didn't fulfil its basic purpose - just pour the damn thing, will you! Black. Preferably hot. Sugar, no thank you. Milk, no thank you.

                        Why does one have to feel a bit odd for just ordering a plain old cup of coffee without all the phony shenanigans that they thought up to increase profits and supposedly make chronically insecure people feel important?

                        Give up the fags and you might start tasting the difference.
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                        • #13
                          Re: Re: Fancy coffee

                          Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                          Give up the fags and you might start tasting the difference
                          <-------former smoker
                          The Wizard of AAHZ

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                          • #14
                            Re: Fancy coffee

                            Originally posted by Winston
                            Yes I do, if you're making one
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              I have no desire for my coffe to taste like anything other than, you know, coffee.

                              All these postmodernist variants are just like their intended audience - all show and no substance. And now they've started the exact same thing with beers; a hundred and thirty-eight different kinds everywhere you go, and of course people will buy them, because it's not about having a beer anymore, it's about pretending to be more interesting than you actually are.

                              All humbug, I say!

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