The world is doomed.

[Solly]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Then why does it say "WARNING". I suppose a weak case could be made that the warning label is just there to avoid legal liability but the reality is the warning label is just that. A warning label.

It's not a weak case at all. Of course they need to appear like a warning, otherwise it's not credible.

[Japher]

Other things you should not do (in case the warning label had fallen off):

Do not stab self with knife
shot self with gun
use a toaster in a full bathtub
jump off a cliff or other such altitude that could cause personal harm
pee on electric fence
spit in the wind
tug on Superman's cape
lift the mask of the ol' Lone Range
Mess around with Jim
Feed gremlins after midnight
Push big red buttons that say do not push (as tempting as it may seem)
Swim within 30 minutes of eating
put out cigarettes in your eye
drive drunk
believe anything you read on the internet
tell Sloww he might not be a jackass
give Nigerian millionares your bank account number
pick up the soap and a communal shower
go into a sauna with Pekka
rip the tag of your matress
believe the doctor that they "really check your prostate that way"!
get married...

more to follow

[b etor]

japher

[Lancer]

Lucky I found this thread, there's a lighter here next to the shared computer at work. Oerdin, I think I owe you my life.

[Drake Tungsten]

They make these warning for the type of people who can't spell "absurd".

[SlowwHand]

Why did you have to throw me in the mix, you jackass.

[DRoseDARs]

Warning: Do not slash your wrists, neck, or those of another person while wearing this shirt. The stains will never come out.

[SlowwHand]

Let me guess. Orange sunshine.

[DRoseDARs]

Tang?

[SlowwHand]

Yes, Tang. Tang would make him babble.

[Solly]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Yes, Tang. Tang would make him babble.

wtf slowand

[SlowwHand]

I guess you had to be there.

[Solly]

I'm here.

[korn469]

Originally posted by b etor
chocolate milk says "Warning: contains milk"
and peanut bags say "Warning: contains nuts."

lalala.

i've also seen jars of peanut that says "warning: may contain peanuts" all i'm saying is IT BETTER ****ING CONTAIN PEANUTS...if it doesn't then what in the hell am i eating?

[Chemical Ollie]

Reminds me of a sign in the sauna I visited at a hotel in Chicago.

* Don't throw water on the stove
* Don't use the sauna when intoxicated
* Don't expose yourself for more than 15 minutes
* bla bla bla