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  • Another Email. Made in the USA : Spoiled brats

    Guess what? I think this email sums it all up very well.

    Made in the USA : Spoiled brats

    The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll
    data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source,
    right? Here I promised myself this week I would be nice and I start off
    in this way. Oh what a mean man I am.

    The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with
    the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is
    unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the
    citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.
    So being the knuckle dragger I am, I starting thinking, ''What we are so
    unhappy about?''

    Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a
    week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the
    summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these
    unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery
    store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

    Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic
    Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through
    each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would
    find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having
    thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is
    just not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all involved. Whether you are rich or poor they treat your wounds and even, if necessary, send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

    Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of
    trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or
    prowler intrudes , an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest
    will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss. This all
    in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and
    pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own
    cell phones and computers.

    How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy
    that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67
    percent of you folks unhappy.

    Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world
    has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U. S. , yet has a great
    disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed
    people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have , and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we
    live here.

    I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no
    plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval
    rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days
    after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of
    recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in
    the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled brats safe from
    terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me?

    Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
    volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom.
    There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They
    are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge,
    an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a
    ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

    So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
    Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it
    leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash
    with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the
    corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit
    corporations. They offer what sells , and when criticized, try to defend
    their actions by "justifying" them in one way or another. Just ask why
    they tried to allow a murderer like O. J. Simpson to write a book and do a
    TV special about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did . Insane!

    Stop buying the negative venom you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your
    bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There
    is exponentially more good than bad.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    Just ask why
    they tried to allow a murderer like O. J. Simpson to write a book and do a
    TV special about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did . Insane!

    Wasn't it Fox that did this? So the point was that we shouldn't watch Fox? I'm confused.
    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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    • #3
      "The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
      volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. "

      What crap.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        This is the greatest country in the world.

        But it has problems, many problems.

        To ignore those problems, to tell others to shutup when they mention them, is to do this country and its ideals a disservice.

        Also, have you noticed that this guy has a problem with America (its citizens, anyways)? And that he's complaining about it? Is that irony or hypocrisy?
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'

          Keep postin', postin', postin',
          Though they don't be bitin',
          Keep them tubbies readin', Slowwhand!
          What?

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          • #6
            Wow. I didn't know that Bush is the one reasonable for us having electricity and running water....and jobs. We can drive across the country because of Him. And He invented firefighters. What a guy!

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            • #7
              @ Zkibb.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #8
                Yes, it shouldn't be all that difficult to shoot this devil down. The performance of the president is measured by the extent to which you appreciate running water? Jeez...

                On the trolling thing, I do think whoever wrote down this crap actually believed it. Whether Slowwhand does, or he's just trying to raise the usual eyebrows, well, I think the jury is still out on that...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zkribbler
                  Wow. I didn't know that Bush is the one reasonable for us having electricity and running water....and jobs. We can drive across the country because of Him. And He invented firefighters. What a guy!
                  Next thing you know he'll claim he was responsible for the internet.
                  What?

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                  • #10
                    The only happy americans are the ones with a warm gun.

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                    • #11
                      Responses about as predictable as ever.


                      It gives the universe a certain warm comforting feeling to know there is some constancy.
                      "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                      “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                      • #12
                        Lorizael, the greatest country changes all the time. Depends where I'm at. My location determines the best country, because it's best if I'm in it. My awesomeness can lift a country to being the best. Simple as that. So, sometimes US is best, sometimes Estonia is best.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Pekka
                          Lorizael, the greatest country changes all the time. Depends where I'm at. My location determines the best country, because it's best if I'm in it. My awesomeness can lift a country to being the best. Simple as that. So, sometimes US is best, sometimes Estonia is best.
                          I dunno man. Even if you moved to Somalia it would still be a pretty down and out place IMO. Better, of course, but greatest? I doubt it.
                          What?

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                          • #14
                            Richeliu, OK you are right. Somalia still wouldn't be #1. I think it says more about Somalia than me though.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              Granted. It might put Somalia above the UK, i'll give you that.
                              What?

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