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    Good News: You've Been Chosen to the the World's Monarch!

    The Bad News: What do you do now...??

    That's right, Your Majesty! You've been given absolute power so that you can fix the World's problems. How do you go about doing that?
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    Abdicate.
    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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    • #3
      Get someone to make me a sandwich.
      "Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - Elok

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      • #4
        Form an elite body of royal guards. Name a prime minister to manage daily affairs. Blame it on the minister when things go wrong and send the guard to depose him. Rinse, repeat.
        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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        • #5
          Gas all non-profitable humans (Retards, vegetables, over aged people and such).

          Spec.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #6
            See straightaway to the proper management of the royal harem.
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #7
              Announce enlistment of men to the army.

              Announce enlistment of women to royal harem (now that all the men are away )

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DanS
                See straightaway to the proper management of the royal harem.
                QFT
                Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                • #9
                  eunuchs
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                  • #10
                    I would:

                    1. Force Asher and KH into a three-year philosophy course
                    2. Sponsor a team of experts to explore the origins of the Hindu civilization
                    3. Make LS the owner of a giant banana plantage with lots of hot female.... errrm workers
                    4. Make Heresson world minister for frog issues
                    5. Ban moustaches

                    I'm sure I get more of those great ideas later.....
                    Blah

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DanS
                      See straightaway to the proper management of the royal harem.
                      http://www.hardware-wiki.com - A wiki about computers, with focus on Linux support.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                        Announce enlistment of men to the army.

                        Announce enlistment of women to royal harem (now that all the men are away )
                        Dude! Your avatar...!!

                        Its my sister!

                        I swear, you found her identical twin. except the boobs are a bit bigger but still, the face only, its her.

                        Are you hiding something from me?!

                        Spec.
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #13
                          Spec, if I come to Montreal will you introduce me to your sister?
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Spec,

                            It appears your sister may be supplementing her income...



                            DanS

                            -Arrian
                            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LordShiva
                              Spec, if I come to Montreal will you introduce me to your sister?
                              Sure, I can always introduce you, doesn't mean she'll give a shlt though. And I hope you dont mind because she has 2 kids and a husband.

                              Good luck

                              Spec.
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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