Good News: You've Been Chosen to the the World's Monarch!

[Pekka]

Siro, I would just give you a position you want. Except my lover, you can't be my lover. Can't waste my time with dongs because of all the .. other rides available

[Spec]

Originally posted by LordShiva
I would make myself OT mod.

Spec.

[Sirotnikov]

Originally posted by Spec


Dude! Your avatar...!!

Its my sister!

I swear, you found her identical twin. except the boobs are a bit bigger but still, the face only, its her.

Are you hiding something from me?!

Spec.

Who's your daddy


If this is your sister, she's been up to some naughty things in her dorm room and then her friend uploaded it on the internets.

This is the pic I've been working on. I have done some work to "modest her up".

Let me know if its really your sister.

Btw, she's HAWT!!!

[Sirotnikov]

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[Pekka]

SIro, you know what they say about girls with brown eyes?

[Sirotnikov]

Originally posted by Pekka
Siro, I would just give you a position you want. Except my lover, you can't be my lover. Can't waste my time with dongs because of all the .. other rides available

I just want you to know, that I meant to post making you my deputy, even before you posted in this thread. I just had it open for several hours without refreshing it.

And man, even if you were king I wouldn't suck your dong dude. It just ain't polite.

[Sirotnikov]

Originally posted by Pekka
SIro, you know what they say about girls with brown eyes?

That all kitties seem grey in the dark?

[Spec]

No, that's not her. She wouldn't put her pic on the net anyhow. But the face is stunningly close though.

Spec.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Pekka
SIro, you know what they say about girls with brown eyes?

No. Must be a Fin thing.

Spec.

[Pekka]

OK but as long as you understand, that even if you did want to play with my dong, I don't think it would be a good idea so .. that's not in the TO DO list. You said you don't want to, but you know if you wanted, it would still have to be a no. Sorry

[Pekka]

Haha, no, it means that.. how should I say it.. they agree with the following: 2 = 1. You can decide what it means.

[Spec]

DA?



Spec.

[Sirotnikov]

They like threesome's?

[Pekka]

DA? Maybe just A, but you never know, I mean I guess A would mean they have one eye brown, like David Bowie thing going on, so two might mean DA, hey, adn that's not deputy assistant.

[Sirotnikov]

The original picture (I'm soooo good with photoshop)

which I feared posting because Spec might have been her brother and would have kicked her ass in a rage fury about family honor. (and possibly bought a ticket to Israel and kicked my ass too).

As you can see, she has some guy poking fingers in her cleavage.

Pekka, would you have defended me against Spec's rage?